mom and peas smart *** quotes (Smart Ass Comments)


Hard-Luck Henry
#31


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Twila
#32
Quote:

ten thousand stand up comics out of work, and you just have to try to be one Laughing

Along those lines:

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest one? (said with an incredilous voice
 
peapod
#33
So you need some avatars do yea...pm me a address and I will send you some, looks like the one's I sent mom are not bloody enough for him :P
 
peapod
#34
Cue in spooky music.........
Take a look at what time twinks sent her message, and than look at the time on mine...this is the second time this has happened...I am gonna get me self a lottery ticket
 
manda
#35
:P hee hee hee...i like it, I like it a lot.
 
peapod
#36
What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! read the past few messages
What is everyone on here today :P
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#37
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

Cue in spooky music.........
Take a look at what time twinks sent her message, and than look at the time on mine...this is the second time this has happened...I am gonna get me self a lottery ticket

pst , p - I sent one at the same time, too. Look up ↑
 
manda
#38
I'm not sure, the guy just promised that it was good. Perhaps I trust to much?
 
mrmom2
#39
You gots to be kidding .Hey Pea Henry sent me some cool links of protests and going ons at Stonehenge I'm still going through them some very funny stuff
 
manda
#40
Ooh, can you pm me a couple of the links on stonehenge please mom? I haven't heard anything about it in a while
 
mrmom2
#41
These are probably not what your thinking of but I can still pm them to you if you want
 
peapod
#42
Really..well thats real special innit it mom especially since he never sent any to me...whatever
bwhahahahahahhahha
 
manda
#43
protests at stonehenge..sounds funny, please do
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#44
Quote: Originally Posted by manda

Ooh, can you pm me a couple of the links on stonehenge please mom? I haven't heard anything about it in a while

Hi, Manda. I'm Henry - nice to make your acquaintance etc.
Some pics here: www.new-age.co.uk/ (external - login to view)
 
mrmom2
#45
I sent her some of those links that you sent me Henry That guy kicking the cops out of that neighborhood was priceless
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#46
Quote: Originally Posted by mrmom2

I sent her some of those links that you sent me Henry That guy kicking the cops out of that neighborhood was priceless

Yeah - funny, they never showed that footage on TV ...
 
ol' dawg
#47
S'more smart *** quotes:

Actually, marriage quotes by men:

- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

- It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

- A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'

- Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

- How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

- A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'

- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful! I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

- A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 
mrmom2
#48
If you can't handle the heat keep your f :P cking face out of the barbeque!
 
mrmom2
#49
Summer has done cooked this forum :P
 
Frito lay
#50
"Does your liver quiver when you giver"
 
Frito lay
#51
"Does yur bum hum when ya ***"
 
peapod
#52
You are so disquisting
 
manda
#53
Seems that Frito is feeling a little "cheeky"! he he he
 

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