ITN...when is your next trip to Canada?


Jay
#1
eh?
 
I think not
#2
Mid September I will be visiting Toronto and end of October BC. After that, I stay home for the winter :P
 
Jay
#3
Do you fly up?
 
I think not
#4
The only way to travel .

But I rent a car everytime I fly somewhere, since I have to visit various school districts, unless I'm spending my time in Toronto. Do not have a full schedule yet, but I imagine I will be renting a car.

Why? Will you have Mrs. Jay give me a tour? :P
 
Jay
#5
Well, she did have a grandmother in a retirement facility....I'm sure she could tour you to help you find a suitable facility.... :P

You'll have to come by if you can make it. I dunno if I can get holidays but let me know as the time approaches. I'll have the wheel chair ready.....
 
I think not
#6
 
Jay
#7
 
peapod
#8
Can I play to
 
I think not
#9
Of course you can Peapod. What's your boggle? :P
 
Jay
#10
 
Jay
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by I think not

The only way to travel .

But I rent a car everytime I fly somewhere, since I have to visit various school districts, unless I'm spending my time in Toronto. Do not have a full schedule yet, but I imagine I will be renting a car.

Why? Will you have Mrs. Jay give me a tour? :P


Well, keep London in mind if you need or want a place to stay.

London is just under 2hours south of toronto on the 401 highway.

Keep me posted if you think you will swing down this way.

http://www.london.ca/
 
I think not
#12
Everyone looks pretty normal in that link, what happened to you?
 
Jay
#13
Well, when I looked at it I thought hey, there are lots of old people on the site today.....So I suppose they would seem normal to you... :P

Poor guy, to have to put up with me..
 
peapod
#14
never mind...you guys are to sissy for me :P
 
I think not
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

Poor guy, to have to put up with me..

Nevermind me, I can only imagine what your wife puts up with :P
 
I think not
#16
It's Saturday Jay, tending to your chicken farm?
 
Reverend Blair
#17
Chicken farm? Does the Chicken train come by there?


Chicken train,
Runnin' all day,
Chicken train,
Runnin' all day,

Chicken train runnin' all day,
Ya can't get on, Ya can't get get off,
Chicken train'll take yer chickens away.

I love the Ozark Mountain Daredevils.
 
I think not
#18
How many chickens do you have Jay? Or are you playing war with the Mrs.?
 
I think not
#19
How was your weekend Jay? Have fun with the chickens or the Mrs.?
 
Jay
#20
I have a plethora of chickens....how did you know about that? That's a heavily guarded secret!!

I couldn't tend to the wife this weekend; she is too busy with the end of the school year....

My weekend was alright though thanks, I was working on putting a fence around my place...to keep the chickens in....


How was your weekend? Did they let you out of the home on the weekend? I know they run out of wheel chairs quickly when the weather is nice….
 
I think not
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

How was your weekend? Did they let you out of the home on the weekend? I know they run out of wheel chairs quickly when the weather is nice….

It was fine thank you. They managed to let me out and stroll me HERE
 
Jay
#22
That's gotta be hard on the ol' ticker....
 
I think not
#23
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

That's gotta be hard on the ol' ticker....

Nothing medication and a hefty dose of Viagra couldn't handle.
 
Jay
#24
 
I think not
#25
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you got, no problem."

Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a peptalk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the henhouse and Randy takes off like a shot. ~WHAM!~ He nails every hen in there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. ~WHAM!~ He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen, he's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns. The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob, stone cold, in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Randy opens one eye, nods toward the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer...."
 
Jay
#26


Good one!
 
I think not
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay



Good one!

I thought a chicken farmer like youself would like that :P
 
Jay
#28
To be completely honest, I'm not a chicken farmer....I just tell people that so the will like me...
 
I think not
#29
Quote: Originally Posted by Jay

To be completely honest, I'm not a chicken farmer....I just tell people that so the will like me...

Well maybe other chicken farmers will :P
 
Jay
#30
No, they think I'm cutting in on their action....
 

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