#1 Mohandas Gandhi
#2 Moses
#3 Joseph Smith
#4 George Washington
#5 Jesus Christ
How come 4 out of 5 are religious leaders when I'm and atheist? How come 2 out of 5 of these historical figures have never been historically proven to exist?
Is anybody walking around the house and saying, "I am Gandhi," in a bad Ben Kingsley impression? The dogs seem to like it, although not as much as when I taught that "Boutros Boutros Ghali" meant they'd be getting a treat.
#1 King David
#2 Mohandas Gandhi
#3 Moses
#4 George Washington
#5 Winston Churchill
Great, so I steal my best friend's wife, tell him we shouldn't fight about it, suggest we all go on vacation, chop down a cherry tree at wherever we end up then tell everyone about it and smugly puff away on a cigar while congratulating myself on my honesty.