For the Women in the house.....


Ten Packs
#1
I dont know who wrote this, but my hat is off to her....


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Not that I didn't already know but now I know someone else knows why most women are tired, sore and hateful 23 out of 24 hours a day(sometimes less depending on whether anyone is home or not).
We start to "bud" in our blouses at 10 years old or so only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs.
Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs,- we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.
Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time, which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.
Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we're having Rosemary's Baby.

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NickFun
#2
I never realized how much it sucked being a woman! Of course, we men had to deal with unwanted erections as teens and we have to shave every day but that's minor! Keep in mind, women live longer!
 
Dexter Sinister
#3
And people doubt that god is male...
 

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