My Living Will

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I,_______________________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood ethically-challenged politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the hypocritical dip-sticks of the Government (Provincial or Federal) enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my specific wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health education and future of the millions of Canadians who, unlike them, aren't in a permanent coma.

Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case.

I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for political office, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace. I couldn't care less if a thousand religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should bugger off and mind their own business, too.

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living Hell.




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How much more surely shall the blood of Christ, Who by virtue of His own preexistent divine personality has offered Himself an unblemished sacrifice to God, purify our conciences from dead works and lifeless observances to serve the ever-living God? Christ, the Messiah is therefore the Negotiator and Mediator of an entirely new agreement, testament, covenant, so that those who are called and offered it, may receive the fulfillment of the promised everlasting inheritance, since a death has taken place which rescues and delivers and redeems them from the transgressions committed under the old, first agreement. For where there is a last will and testament involved, the death of the one who made it must be established, For a will and testament is valid and takes effect only at death, sine it has no force or leagal power as long as the one who made it is alive. So even the old first covenant was not inaugurated and ratified and put in force without the shedding of blood. .....In fact, under the Law almost everything is purified by means of blood, and without the shedding of blood there is neither release from sin and its guilt nor the remission of the due and merited punishment for sins. By such means therefore it was necessary for the earthly copies of the heavenly things to be purified, but the actual heavenly things themselves required far better and nobler sacrifices than these. For Christ, the Messiah, has not entered into a sanctuary made with human hands, only a copy and pattern and type of the true one, but He has entered into heaven itself, now to appear in the very presence of God on our behalf. Nor did He enter into the heavenly sanctuary to offer Himself regularly again and again, as the high priest enters the Holy of Holies every year with blood not his own; For then would He often have had to suffer, over and over again since the foundation of the world. But as it now is, He has once for all at the consummation and close of the ages appeared to put away and abolish sin by His sacrifice of Himself.And just as it is appointed for all men once to die and after that the certain judgment, Even so it is that Christ having been offered to take upon Himself and bear as a burden the sins of many once and once for all, will appear a second time, not carrying any burden of sin nor to deal with sin, but to bring to full salvation those who are eagerly, constantly and patiently waiting for and expecting Him. Hebrews 9:15-18,22-28 amplified[/b]
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