Isn't the prostate the man's.... um.... g-spot?
Most medical research is done on men. It took years before anyone bothered to realize that men and women have different symptoms of heart attack.
Besides, death from "male" cancers is on the decline, while death from "female" cancers is on the rise.
Oh... one more thing. Now that I'm over 40 I have to get a mammogram. Interesting thing that. Obviously designed by a man. Tell you what, Biggie... you come with me, and right after I get my breasts checked we'll check you for testicular cancer. Maybe we could add an extra little piece and check your ol' prostate at the same time.
How's Wednesday for you?