random comments thread


Reverend Blair
#31
I was sitting on the couch this morning, smoking cigarettes and guzzling coffee while tickling the dog's feet when an equation popped into my mind.

NPP=GPP-R
or, conversely
GPP=NPP+R

It's from my grade 11 or 12 biology class. 23 or 24 damned years later and I'm having flashbacks like a post-traumatic stress victim.

The worst part is I can't remember what one of the P's stands for. GPP=Gross _________ Production. NPP=Net_________Production. R=Respiration. It's about plants producing oxygen, I know that...how to measure it. It came at the same time as the equation for photosynthesis, which I also don't remember fully, but I know that it ends in the chemical code for glucose.

The damned thing is stuck in my brain like a bad song.
 
Jay
#32
primary
 
Reverend Blair
#33
Is it? I thought it was something longer. No wonder I couldn't remember it.

Do you have the equation stuck in your mind now, Jay? It isn't quite as annoying as having Trini Lopez singing about having a freakin' hammer, but it's close.
 
Jay
#34
 
Reverend Blair
#35
you realize that since I made that Trini Lopez comment I have that song of his stuck in my brain?

"If I had a hammer..."
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#36
You b*stard, Rev - you did that on purpose! "If I had a hammer ... I'd hammer in the mornin' ... I'd hammer in the evenin' ..." *rattles around head, probably for at least the rest of today!*
 
peapod
#37
Your both bastards!!!!!!!!

If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening ... all over this world,
I'd sing out danger
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
 
Reverend Blair
#38
Heh, heh, why should I suffer alone? At least it's better that the Carpenters..."Why do birds..."
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#39
Arghh! I'll get you for that, just when you least expect it!
 
peapod
#40
Arrrrrr!!! you need a flogging rev bucko...

on the day that you were born
The angels got together and decided
To create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moondust in your hair
Of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue
 
Reverend Blair
#41
"Oh Mandi..."
 
peapod
#42
YOU!!!!!! %*#^@***

Oh Mandy well,
you came and you gave without taking,
but I sent you away.
Oh, Mandy well,
you kissed me and stopped me from shaking,
and I need you today. Oh, Mandy........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh like nails on a blackboard...stop it right now!!!!!!
 
zenfisher
#43
Rev...and you claimed you don't lke shlocky music and yet...yet...you know all the words. I suspect the reason you jumped ship now was because you were afraid you'd be up dancin'. Its all begin to make sense now. Why you ran me over that night....
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#44
"We built this city ... "
 
LadyC
#45
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

Arrrrrr!!! you need a flogging rev bucko...

on the day that you were born
The angels got together and decided
To create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moondust in your hair
Of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue

I love this song. It's one of the ones I sang to my kids when they were babies.

Of course, it describes them to a "T".
And they are my dreams come true.
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#46
"We built this city on rock and roll ... "
 
peapod
#47
henry..

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll.........

At the copa, copacabana! The hottest spot of North Havana......
 
Twila
#48
Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS.
 
Reverend Blair
#49
I've created a monster. Cool.
 
peapod
#50
yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy..... ohio express
 
Hard-Luck Henry
#51
"And I-e-I-e-I-ya ... will always lurve yoooouuu-oouuu-ooouuu!"
 
peapod
#52
hehehehhe...well here is one that I keep at all times...because its the only thing I have ever seen bring a tear to one of brothers eye. I cannot believe it!!!!!! So it quite a effective tool to use on him....

See the tree, how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long
It wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad
And honey, I miss you
And I'm bein' good
And I'd love to be with you
If only I could

hahhahahahahahhahaahahahahhaaha...I cannot believe him :P
 
Twila
#53
Quote:

I've created a monster. Cool.


Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
 
peapod
#54
ARR!!!!! I gotta find a female pirate quote for a signature :P
 
Reverend Blair
#55
There was that Chinese woman pirate, Peapod. I heard about on the radio one day. She was a colouful character, so I'm sure she would have said something cool.
 
Twila
#56
Ching Shih. Married her adopted son after the death of her husband (his adopted dad). As to whether she said anythin cool or not.......
 
Reverend Blair
#57
So I told Mrs. Rev that I needed to run the dishwasher before I cooked supper because the frying pans are dirty.

She said, "You know, you could try cooking something without a frying pan."

I said, "But then everything sticks to the burner."
 
Rick van Opbergen
#58
 

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