Favorite quotes

Reverend Blair

Hey Rev...maybe you can get him to till your garden for you...

Why not...the walking tractor is almost as old as him.
Tom McNall
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
hehehe groucho marx is funny :P

Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you.
Frank LLoyd Wright
Reverend Blair
"I hate when I get my arm stuck in the mixer. Oh well, now I get tomorrow off."

--My friend Danny.
Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is easier to get a spark out of a stone than a moral.

John burroughs
-my daughter
Fernockerpants! Dam I am definately jealous of that :P

I stomp on the ground and snort to alert you!, you are in my breeding territory :P
unknown :P
Hard-Luck Henry
You who live safe
In your warm houses,
You who find, returning in the evening,
Hot food and friendly faces:
Consider if this is a man
Who works in the mud
Who does not know peace
Who fights for a scrap of bread
Who dies because of a yes or a no.
Consider if this is a woman,
Without hair and without a name
With no more strength to remember,
Her eyes empty and her womb cold
Like a frog in winter.
Meditate that this came about:
I commend these words to you.
Carve them in your hearts
At home, in the street,
Going to bed, rising;
Repeat them to your children,
Or may your house fall apart,
May illness impede you,
May your children turn their faces from you.

----Primo Levi - "If This is a Man"
Hey that is one long quote henry...nice never the less...okay here is my most favorite author..thomas wolfe ..Yes I am a wolfean :P

At that instant he saw, in one blaze of light, an image of unutterable conviction, the reason why the artist works and lives and has his being--the reward he seeks--the only reward he really cares about, without which there is nothing. It is to snare the spirits of mankind in nets of magic, to make his life prevail through his creation, to wreak the vision of his life, the rude and painful substance of his own experience, into the congruence of blazing and enchanted images that are themselves the core of life, the essential pattern whence all other things proceed, the kernel of eternity."
From: Of Time and the River
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
The act of dying is like hitch-hiking into a strange town, late at night, where its cold and raining, and you are alone again.

The final ride---richard brautigan
Vanni Fucci
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. ~~ Voltaire
"I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete."
Ronald Reagan
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. Patrick F. McManus
Tom McNall
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
Hard-Luck Henry
How's this for a great first line of a novel? (Well it amused me, anyway):

"It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me."

--- Anthony Burgess (Earthly Powers)
Tom McNall
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte
A democracy which makes or even effectively prepares for modern, scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic. No country can be really well prepared for modern war unless it is governed by a tyrant, at the head of a highly trained and perfectly obedient bureaucracy.
Aldous Huxley
Life's hard,
three out of three people die.
Now shut up and deal.

(can't remember author)
hehehehhe Well hello merryclaire..have not seen you in a few days :P

Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous huxley
Vanni Fucci
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. ~~ Edmund Burke
hello pea!
you abandoned me the other night
i ended up having to sit with that whiny hairdresser guy...eeek!

....children today have no respect for their elders....
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
george carlin :P
Vanni Fucci
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. ~~ Oscar Wilde
Vanni Fucci
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows ~~ Jewish Proverb
Sorry..but dude whines to much for me :P I didn't want to make him cry...so I ehm...left hahahaahhahaahahhaaha

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
george carlin
Vanni Fucci
"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence."
~~ Doug McLeod
1. Get enough food to eat and eat it.
2. Find a place to sleep where it is quiet, and sleep there.
3. Reduce intellectual and emotional noise until you arrive at the silence of yourself, and listen to it.
Richard Brautigan
that's a good one pea.

if you want to be loved, be lovable.
Busted flat in Baton Rouge
waiting for the bus
Feeling as faded as my jeans

Janis Joplin

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