It's about Beer....


Ten Packs
#1
Why I drink beer - words to live by......

"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~Babe Ruth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Lyndon B. Johnson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." --- ~Paul Hornung ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~H. L. Mencke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~George Bernard Shaw ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser." Professor Irwin Corey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!" ~Leo Durocher ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is the best one!
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

I'll drink to that!!
 
Ten Packs
#2
Why I drink beer - words to live by......

"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~Babe Ruth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Lyndon B. Johnson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." --- ~Paul Hornung ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~H. L. Mencke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~George Bernard Shaw ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser." Professor Irwin Corey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!" ~Leo Durocher ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is the best one!
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

I'll drink to that!!
 
Ten Packs
#3
Why I drink beer - words to live by......

"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think it is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~Babe Ruth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Lyndon B. Johnson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." --- ~Paul Hornung ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~H. L. Mencke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~George Bernard Shaw ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser." Professor Irwin Corey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!" ~Leo Durocher ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is the best one!
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

I'll drink to that!!
 
Twila
#4
My favourite quote is from my Dad

" Some people drink pop. I drink beer"

Simple and to the point. A brilliant man!
 
Twila
#5
My favourite quote is from my Dad

" Some people drink pop. I drink beer"

Simple and to the point. A brilliant man!
 
Twila
#6
My favourite quote is from my Dad

" Some people drink pop. I drink beer"

Simple and to the point. A brilliant man!
 
Reverend Blair
#7
My favourite is from me. "Ern, get me a beer." I taught my niece that when she was three. Now she's in her twenties, I only see her once or twice a year, and it still works. I just say "Ern, get me a beer," and she's already walking toward the fridge before she realises that nobody calls her Ern except for me and she should be telling me to get my own damned beer.

Proper training is so important with kids.
 
Reverend Blair
#8
My favourite is from me. "Ern, get me a beer." I taught my niece that when she was three. Now she's in her twenties, I only see her once or twice a year, and it still works. I just say "Ern, get me a beer," and she's already walking toward the fridge before she realises that nobody calls her Ern except for me and she should be telling me to get my own damned beer.

Proper training is so important with kids.
 
Reverend Blair
#9
My favourite is from me. "Ern, get me a beer." I taught my niece that when she was three. Now she's in her twenties, I only see her once or twice a year, and it still works. I just say "Ern, get me a beer," and she's already walking toward the fridge before she realises that nobody calls her Ern except for me and she should be telling me to get my own damned beer.

Proper training is so important with kids.
 
zenfisher
#10
Mine is from Sherman's Lagoon...
The turtle and the polar bear are discussing philosphy and the turtle finally asks...

" You must believe in something."

to which the Polar bear replies...

" I believe I'll have another beer."

Words to live by.
 
zenfisher
#11
Mine is from Sherman's Lagoon...
The turtle and the polar bear are discussing philosphy and the turtle finally asks...

" You must believe in something."

to which the Polar bear replies...

" I believe I'll have another beer."

Words to live by.
 
zenfisher
#12
Mine is from Sherman's Lagoon...
The turtle and the polar bear are discussing philosphy and the turtle finally asks...

" You must believe in something."

to which the Polar bear replies...

" I believe I'll have another beer."

Words to live by.
 
peapod
#13
Hey rev and zen have you seen this video??


www.blogtelevision.net/p/Watc...1,2,,9896.html (external - login to view)
 
peapod
#14
Hey rev and zen have you seen this video??


www.blogtelevision.net/p/Watc...1,2,,9896.html (external - login to view)
 
peapod
#15
Hey rev and zen have you seen this video??


www.blogtelevision.net/p/Watc...1,2,,9896.html (external - login to view)
 
merryclaire
#16
I'm sitting here drinking beer
and i come across this Ode to Beer

i think i'll go get another beer
 
merryclaire
#17
I'm sitting here drinking beer
and i come across this Ode to Beer

i think i'll go get another beer
 
merryclaire
#18
I'm sitting here drinking beer
and i come across this Ode to Beer

i think i'll go get another beer
 
peapod
#19
you bad girl...guess you don't have to work tomarrow :P
 
peapod
#20
you bad girl...guess you don't have to work tomarrow :P
 
peapod
#21
you bad girl...guess you don't have to work tomarrow :P
 
zenfisher
#22
Hey peapod ...Waaaazzzzzzuuuppppp.... You betcha we seen it down here in Seattle. Are you still comin' down for the "flour" show ?
 
zenfisher
#23
Hey peapod ...Waaaazzzzzzuuuppppp.... You betcha we seen it down here in Seattle. Are you still comin' down for the "flour" show ?
 
zenfisher
#24
Hey peapod ...Waaaazzzzzzuuuppppp.... You betcha we seen it down here in Seattle. Are you still comin' down for the "flour" show ?
 
peapod
#25
Hey Zen and Edge :P well the garden show is next weekend in seattle Galaniomama and I thought it would be near the end of the month.....I got other plans next weekend...FISHING! made awhile back...but you and edge should check it out...its a awesome show....galaniomama and I were looking forward to edge's "flour" show.. when she made bunnypants cookies...Well we will just have to get her to to do a demo for us when you guys come up here... Oh boy we got plans for you guys
 
peapod
#26
Hey Zen and Edge :P well the garden show is next weekend in seattle Galaniomama and I thought it would be near the end of the month.....I got other plans next weekend...FISHING! made awhile back...but you and edge should check it out...its a awesome show....galaniomama and I were looking forward to edge's "flour" show.. when she made bunnypants cookies...Well we will just have to get her to to do a demo for us when you guys come up here... Oh boy we got plans for you guys
 
peapod
#27
Hey Zen and Edge :P well the garden show is next weekend in seattle Galaniomama and I thought it would be near the end of the month.....I got other plans next weekend...FISHING! made awhile back...but you and edge should check it out...its a awesome show....galaniomama and I were looking forward to edge's "flour" show.. when she made bunnypants cookies...Well we will just have to get her to to do a demo for us when you guys come up here... Oh boy we got plans for you guys
 
Reverend Blair
#28
Do they have a beer garden at the garden show? That's always the big question.
 
Reverend Blair
#29
Do they have a beer garden at the garden show? That's always the big question.
 
Reverend Blair
#30
Do they have a beer garden at the garden show? That's always the big question.
 

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