We received our Christmas Dinner invitation from Peapod, chef of world renown who makes everything from scratch, even the cranberry sauce. She did have help from Aupook with the pumpkin pie dessert, but the whores de whores and the fantastic feast that followed were amazing. As was the company. In attendance were:
• An almost priest (not defrocked, just disenchanted) who plays classical music and spent part of the evening entertaining us on the piano.
• A 90-something year old semi-famous psychic
• A 90-something year old female ex-SS-German prison guard
• Aupook, King of the Dwarves who is jealous of the ex-priest because he thinks Peopod is too impressed by his musical talent, his intelligence, his ability to speak Latin but not his beard.
• Ms. Hinderland, travelling hairdresser who is considering a second career as a dominatrix, although she only wears lederhosen
• A retired pharmacist, every party needs one to spike the punch
• Two dykes
• A demented Jack Russell
When we left it looked like the ex-priest was about to begin taking confession in the hall broom closet so we got the hell out before we had to admit our sinful lifestyle, or the fact we allow the Jack Russell to get up on the coffee table with impunity/
All in all, a memorable Christmas dinner. Thanks Peapod! You throw quite a bash! Can't wait for New Years
• An almost priest (not defrocked, just disenchanted) who plays classical music and spent part of the evening entertaining us on the piano.
• A 90-something year old semi-famous psychic
• A 90-something year old female ex-SS-German prison guard
• Aupook, King of the Dwarves who is jealous of the ex-priest because he thinks Peopod is too impressed by his musical talent, his intelligence, his ability to speak Latin but not his beard.
• Ms. Hinderland, travelling hairdresser who is considering a second career as a dominatrix, although she only wears lederhosen
• A retired pharmacist, every party needs one to spike the punch
• Two dykes
• A demented Jack Russell
When we left it looked like the ex-priest was about to begin taking confession in the hall broom closet so we got the hell out before we had to admit our sinful lifestyle, or the fact we allow the Jack Russell to get up on the coffee table with impunity/
All in all, a memorable Christmas dinner. Thanks Peapod! You throw quite a bash! Can't wait for New Years