Quote: Originally Posted by aupook
First question, comos I am aware that you have a hankering for toes. There is rumor about your shoe collection, and Amelda is getting nervous.
Alas, the rumour is partially true. I admit I am addicted to shoes. Unfortunately, Aupook, you seem to have confused my shoe fetish with a foot fetish ... feet do nothing for me other than provide a place to wear my treasures! Toes are just toes. Shoes, on the other foot, are an obsession.
More questions, one for each toe. Do you look at other peoples shoes with desire?
Absolutely. Peapod and I have yelled out the window of the car at a pedestrian, "Nice boots!!" ... and meant it!
Have you ever stolen someone elses shoes?
Not stolen, but I have talked people out of their footwear!
Have you ever peed in a shoe?
Unfortunately, yes. I have a complete inability to pee outdoors so every time I attempt it I fill my shoes. I sometimes wish I had a fetish for it since it's unavoidable when I'm forced out of civilization.
oh oh oh what happens when you sniff a shoe?
Generally I avoid this at all costs. Particularly gumboots (sorry Galianomomma!)
If you really really like someone will you polish their shoes?
Not at all. If I like someone, I'll let them polish MY shoes. And, if I really, really like someone, I'll let them wear my shoes.
Is it true that the largest nerve in your body runs from your big toe to your inner thigh? or are we getting our digits confused.
Definitely getting confused. The largest nerve runs from the optical organ ... when I go into a really great shoe store it's nirvana.
Do your toes have a oral inclination? Do you ever get enough? What is your favorite color of toe polish?
No oral inclination. Haven't figured out how to do ASL with them yet, but am working on it. No, never enough shoes. Although my better half makes me throw away one pair of old footwear for each new pair I purchase. Toe polish? Anything bright.
and finally who is in control? you or your shoes?
The shoes. Definitely the shoes. They talk to me. Tell me to do things.
I will start using shots of my shoes as my avatar so others can understand why you would ask me these questions.
BTW ... glad to see you here Aupook! You are completely insane and I look forward to each and every post.