James Bond

peapod
#1
People Billwu has asked me a serious question. Would you please help me out. 007 this is a mission for you. Here is Billwu's question :

who's 007, james bond?
 
EmmaDibbs
#2
Oh...Pierce Brosnan...lovely!!!
 
peapod
#3
Ms. Peel, you do not understand Billwu, has never seen a james bond movie.
Ms. moneypenny
 
Rick van Opbergen
#4
What I don't understand is the following: you are in BC right? But Miss Moneypenny should be in the UK? So 1) You lied to us and you are actually living in London; 2) Miss Moneypenny emigrated to British Colombia. Eh?
 
sj007
#5
james bond is a super spy and always gets the bad guy
 
Rick van Opbergen
#6
That's kinda lame don't you think? Why can't Bond get killed for a change, and Miss Moneypenny can be Moneypenny, MISS Moneypenny (secret agent 00, eh?
 
sj007
#7
008 is not moneypenny shes just a seretary to M
and 007 is just a kooler number
 
Rick van Opbergen
#8
Well, why can't Moneypenny get a promotion or something to secret agent?
 
sj007
#9
cuz thats not the way it works
 
Rick van Opbergen
#10
That's no reason, "James"
 
peapod
#11
Well everything else changes why can't bond :P it should be a female bond now...Ms moneypenny and she can have all the fun with the good looking guys in the movie...James bond can be the secretary for a few movies.
 
sj007
#12
ok boris well swich u for a bit
mr bond
 
Rick van Opbergen
#13
Haha, Bond as a secretary
 
sj007
#14
well it could happen
 
peapod
#15
excuse me...but its Ms. bond to you....go get me some coffee now
 
Rick van Opbergen
#16
Bye bye!
 
sj007
#17
im back (4 a bit)
 
missile
#18
There's a female James Bond in the movie "Casino Royale".
 
sj007
#19
shocking
 
missile
#20
It's Ursula Andress circa 1967-in her prime,as we say,she's only one of the 5[at least that many] in this crazy farce. Woody Allen plays another..
 
sj007
#21
u know its the only one that mgm coulnt get the rights 2
 
EmmaDibbs
#22
My direct number at work used to end in 007- when we move the managing director stole it....now I have been reduced to 004 It's just not the same...I feel inferior- and I'm bound to get shot. Was it 004 that was the clown that got shot in the river????? Or was that 005?
 
sj007
#23
yea it wuz 004 emma
 
sj007
#24
006 wuz trevaln i forget who 005 is
 
peapod
#25
Mr. Bond I love your avatar...are you indiquise for a secret mission? do you have any orders for me.
 
sj007
#26
yea play games
 
peapod
#27
Like what? I cannot stay long, I am on the move. Also I am recieving messages from the wizard, logging in 100 miles from where his computer is...and he is cloaking sometimes to....we have to become wizards 007, forget the bond crap.
 
sj007
#28
i already have a wizard name: Saljamor
 
sj007
#29
heres a pict of a female wiz pea
 
peapod
#30
Ya, and I can see what her weapons are to :P what is your santa singing? notice my avatar is waving at you. :P So you done your christmas shopping? *yawns* might has well ask you how the weather is? :P What X box game are you getting?
 

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