A Question of Christmas Questions


Haggis McBagpipe
#1
I snagged this from another forum, the questions look kind of fun to answer.

1. You have a beautiful 50-foot pine tree in your front yard that you are allowed to decorate with only one color of lights. Which colour would you choose?

2. If you were going to be Santa Claus, what one amenity or convenience factor would you insist that your sleigh feature?

3. If you could Christmas shop until you drop in any ONE store, which store would you choose?

4. If you had to write a Christmas greeting no more than ten words in length that would be printed on 100,000 Christmas cards, what would it be?

5. A large snowman has been built in a popular city park; it is your job to supply his hat. What hat would you choose to make this snowman unique?

6. If you were to file a complaint with the Better Christmas Bureau, what would your complaint be?
 
Andem
#2
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

I snagged this from another forum, the questions look kind of fun to answer.

1. You have a beautiful 50-foot pine tree in your front yard that you are allowed to decorate with only one color of lights. Which colour would you choose?

Eh, white?

Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

2. If you were going to be Santa Claus, what one amenity or convenience factor would you insist that your sleigh feature?

A coffee maker.

Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

3. If you could Christmas shop until you drop in any ONE store, which store would you choose?

Probably Eatons/Sears.

Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

4. If you had to write a Christmas greeting no more than ten words in length that would be printed on 100,000 Christmas cards, what would it be?

Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year.

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5. A large snowman has been built in a popular city park; it is your job to supply his hat. What hat would you choose to make this snowman unique?

A blue jays cap? Hey I gotta support this city somehow

Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

6. If you were to file a complaint with the Better Christmas Bureau, what would your complaint be?

Why the heck did they discontinue the Gremlinz franchise?? It's probably the best Xmas movie franchise!
 
Diamond Sun
#3
1) Blue
2) CD Player
3) IKEA
4) Christmas is family.
5) My husbands ratty old oilers hat
6) Don't let pop singers sing Christmas Carols.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#4
Oh what the hell, I like these answers so I'm gonna post mine too:

1. Red
2. Cruise control
3. Hudson's Bay (or Wal-Mart ha ha HA HA) (I'd rather die)
4. Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
5. A Tilly hat
6. That Bush is president and that Walmart exists.
 
LadyC
#5
1. Red.
2. Heated seats. No question.
3. Costco.
4. Merry Christmas. (no point in being personal... not if it's going on 10,000 cards)
5. A tiara.
6. I want a special check out line just for me. In all the stores.
 
Paranoid Dot Calm
#6
1. You have a beautiful 50-foot pine tree in your front yard that you are allowed to decorate with only one color of lights. Which colour would you choose?
yellow

2. If you were going to be Santa Claus, what one amenity or convenience factor would you insist that your sleigh feature?
A Reindeer Poop Scoop

3. If you could Christmas shop until you drop in any ONE store, which store would you choose?
Bloor Radio and Electronics

4. If you had to write a Christmas greeting no more than ten words in length that would be printed on 100,000 Christmas cards, what would it be?
May 24th Weekend Is Only 152 days away.

5. A large snowman has been built in a popular city park; it is your job to supply his hat. What hat would you choose to make this snowman unique?
A Tin Foil Beanie

6. If you were to file a complaint with the Better Christmas Bureau, what would your complaint be?
Howcome Sears won't allow me to return my fake tree?

Calm
 
Paco
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

I snagged this from another forum, the questions look kind of fun to answer.

1. You have a beautiful 50-foot pine tree in your front yard that you are allowed to decorate with only one color of lights. Which colour would you choose?

2. If you were going to be Santa Claus, what one amenity or convenience factor would you insist that your sleigh feature?

3. If you could Christmas shop until you drop in any ONE store, which store would you choose?

4. If you had to write a Christmas greeting no more than ten words in length that would be printed on 100,000 Christmas cards, what would it be?

5. A large snowman has been built in a popular city park; it is your job to supply his hat. What hat would you choose to make this snowman unique?

6. If you were to file a complaint with the Better Christmas Bureau, what would your complaint be?

1. White.

2. Heat

3. Any gun store.

4. "May God grant us everlasting peace."

5. A cowboy hat. Nothing beats a cowboy christmas'.

6. Please arrest and put in chains, those merchants and neighbors who decorate and advertise Christmas before Thanksgiving.
 
Reverend Blair
#8
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1. You have a beautiful 50-foot pine tree in your front yard that you are allowed to decorate with only one color of lights. Which colour would you choose?

None...Christmas lights waste energy.

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2. If you were going to be Santa Claus, what one amenity or convenience factor would you insist that your sleigh feature?

A cd player so I wouldn't have to listen to x-mas music on the radio.

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3. If you could Christmas shop until you drop in any ONE store, which store would you choose?

McDiarmid Lumber...Everybody gets a 2x4.

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4. If you had to write a Christmas greeting no more than ten words in length that would be printed on 100,000 Christmas cards, what would it be?

Support planned parenthood.

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5. A large snowman has been built in a popular city park; it is your job to supply his hat. What hat would you choose to make this snowman unique?

My Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hat.

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6. If you were to file a complaint with the Better Christmas Bureau, what would your complaint be?

That none of the local radio stations will play Bowser and Blue's "Hey Santa (Where's My F****** Bike?)

I'm not much of a Christmas person.
 
TenPenny
#9
1 Violet
2 Coffee
3 Chapters/Indigo
4 Treasure family and friends, and honour those who do Good.
5 The one from ”cat in the hat”
6 Too much, too early: don’t start “the christmas season” until Dec 1.
 
Reverend Blair
#10
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6 Too much, too early: don’t start “the christmas season” until Dec 1.

I stuck it out at my last job until the end of the X-mas rush. It was at a photo-studio that shoots the Superstore flyer...crass commercialism at its worst. The crap started filtering in at the end of May. It was mostly done by the end of September.

You want too much too early? Try decorating a tree in July. Try finding x-mas cookies in August.
 
edgerunner
#11
1).clear(white)
2)someone riding 'Shot-gun'
3)See's Chocolate Shoppe
4)"Peace be to you and yours now and forever"
5)The Cat in the Hat hat is a good suggestion
6)complain that some folks must work the retail ven-
ues and deal with that chaos, even though they
were done in May.
 
sj007
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

I snagged this from another forum, the questions look kind of fun to answer.

1. You have a beautiful 50-foot pine tree in your front yard that you are allowed to decorate with only one color of lights. Which colour would you choose?

2. If you were going to be Santa Claus, what one amenity or convenience factor would you insist that your sleigh feature?

3. If you could Christmas shop until you drop in any ONE store, which store would you choose?

4. If you had to write a Christmas greeting no more than ten words in length that would be printed on 100,000 Christmas cards, what would it be?

5. A large snowman has been built in a popular city park; it is your job to supply his hat. What hat would you choose to make this snowman unique?
6. If you were to file a complaint with the Better Christmas Bureau, what would your complaint be?

1.blue
2.auto-pilot (i like to sleep)
3.future shop
4. merrie holydays evrey 1 have a good year, enjoy lots
5.an ex-expos hat
6. i dont get enough hollidays
 
Cosmo
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

1. You have a beautiful 50-foot pine tree in your front yard that you are allowed to decorate with only one color of lights. Which colour would you choose?

Why lavender, of course.

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2. If you were going to be Santa Claus, what one amenity or convenience factor would you insist that your sleigh feature?

Assuming it already comes with ample heater, lighted make-up mirror, seat warmers and killer stereo I would have to insist it also be equipped with a latte machine the dispenses the gingerbread flavour from Starbucks.

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3. If you could Christmas shop until you drop in any ONE store, which store would you choose?

Would have to be John Fluevog.
www.fluevog.com/index2.html (external - login to view)

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4. If you had to write a Christmas greeting no more than ten words in length that would be printed on 100,000 Christmas cards, what would it be?

That's easy:
Merry Everything. Now don't bug me the rest of the year.

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5. A large snowman has been built in a popular city park; it is your job to supply his hat. What hat would you choose to make this snowman unique?

Peapod's toque.

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6. If you were to file a complaint with the Better Christmas Bureau, what would your complaint be?

I have a family. They always want to talk to me during the holidays. There oughta be a law.
 
sparky
#14
1. Red
2. Boombox
3. Liquor store
4. Can West makes me horny
5. Baseball cap
6. Do something about the long lineups at the liquor store
 
EternalSunshine
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

1. You have a beautiful 50-foot pine tree in your front yard that you are allowed to decorate with only one color of lights. Which colour would you choose?

White
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2. If you were going to be Santa Claus, what one amenity or convenience factor would you insist that your sleigh feature?

Mini bar.
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3. If you could Christmas shop until you drop in any ONE store, which store would you choose?

Victoria's Secret.
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4. If you had to write a Christmas greeting no more than ten words in length that would be printed on 100,000 Christmas cards, what would it be?

Happy Holidays.
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5. A large snowman has been built in a popular city park; it is your job to supply his hat. What hat would you choose to make this snowman unique?

Pastel striped tuque from GAP.

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6. If you were to file a complaint with the Better Christmas Bureau, what would your complaint be?

Outlaw all Christmas shopping two weeks prior to the holiday and also make everybody that still have their Cristmas decorations on in January pay a hefty fine.
 

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