Why are ouija boards so threatening?


peapod
#1
Ok so last night after midnight we pull out the ouija board, everybody gets spooked including myself when I am told I am going to be dating a goatmen in the future...Is this true? Its kinda scary
 
undergradNITZ
#2
its true alrite...look behind u....nah just jackin ya...once one told me to skull (explotive deleated) someone to death...*crickets*....
 
Reverend Blair
#3
I once got booted in the face at a seance. I was crawling around under the table almost touching people's feet (you know that creepy feeling you get at seances? it's me) and this girl freaked out and let me have it...complete with a blood curdling scream.

I couldn't stop laughing even as they were wiping up the blood from my massive nosebleed. The best part was when she came and apologised for kicking me...like it was her fault.
 
peapod
#4
somehow I believe you :P
 
undergradNITZ
#5
what....were...u doing...under the table....OHHH i get it....hehe...nice one rev...
 
KatInTheHat
#6
Are you sure it said 'goatman'? and not 'boatman'? Could be referring to one of the Toronto Argonauts? You near enough for this to be a possibility? If not I have no idea...
 
undergradNITZ
#7
come on now...the ouiji board is just trying to release peapods iner beastiality...
 
peapod
#8
Ah...katinthehat..I like your thinking...unfortuneatly I consulted the ouija twice...and both times it was a goatsmen...I called dion warick to confirm...she said watch your baa..ck :P
 
undergradNITZ
#9
*porn music plays* bow-chica-wa-wa* *watch yo *** chocolate*
 
peapod
#10
Nitz...I am gonna kick your *** :P
 
undergradNITZ
#11
*moons peapod from toronto*...id like to see ya try!
 
Reverend Blair
#12
So the Argos are the little men in the boats?
 
peapod
#13
peapod kicks nitz *** from vancouver island...and also gets him in a head hold and gives him the screwdriver with her knuckle....he haw!!!!!!!! :P

mwaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
 
KatInTheHat
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by Reverend Blair

So the Argos are the little men in the boats?

Yeah... as in Jason and the Argonauts.
 
undergradNITZ
#15
ive never watched a full football game........maybe i should...
 
peapod
#16
Forget about it nitz, you have a brain the same size as a nat :P
 
undergradNITZ
#17
my brain is fine...its as normal as me eating pie...
 
Reverend Blair
#18
Katinthehat said:

Quote:

Yeah... as in Jason and the Argonauts.

Ah ...Greek mythology. My mind was ummm...elsewhere.
 
peapod
#19
my brain is fine...its as normal as me eating pie

ok, I hear you dude



The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease :P
 

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