Gandhi the Dog, formerly known as Angus


Haggis McBagpipe
#1
It is scorchingly hot outside, and inside as well (no air-conditioning). The dog, who we will rename 'Gandhi' due to his incredible passive resistance, is far too hot because he insists on wearing a fur coat even in this weather. So, we go out, buy a little kiddie pool just for the dog so that he can enjoy instant cool-down.

Will he get in that pool?

Not on your life. You have never seen such a beaten-looking dog. He whimpers. He cringes. He becomes coyly playful (diversion tactic).

Now the thing is, this same dog will, during hikes, lie down in a raging creek when he gets too hot. This pool has three little inches of quiet water in it. This pool, though, is probably a Trick, and he sure is not falling for it.

Finally, we lift his pathetic quivering mass into the pool - I am waiting in the pool to show how safe it is - and he stands there, stoic, with accusing eyes that say, 'yes, this is just as awful as I had imagined, but I suppose it gives you pleasure'.

The moral of this story is, if the dog gets too hot from the heat? Tough luck, puppy.
 
American Voice
#2
What you all need is a trip to the planetarium. Angus will see dog stars, and recognizing them, bark with joy.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#3
He's going to see dog stars, alright, and he doesn't even have to go to any planetarium!
 
American Voice
#4
Hey, I've actually put on my slippersox.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by American Voice

Hey, I've actually put on my slippersox.

!!!!! Them's fightin' words!
 
American Voice
#6
Okay, ImageShack is back up. Let's see what y'got!
 
galianomama
#7
Quote:

Hey, I've actually put on my slippersox.

AV - please elaborate. i have no idea what these are.
 

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