Assumptions

LOLOL

As is often the case, Haggis is right
This is no way to spend a night

When all is said and done, blame my mother
She wants me to take after my strange dressing brother

I won't slap you, but I am curious as to why a younger sister? Do you feel that in my posts you've come to know me as well as you would a sibling? I find that interesting...

I'm on the floor laughing
Tears rolling down my face
Where IS that blasted appendage
So easy to misplace

Maybe it was never there
Have you ever thought of that?
A sister, perhaps a tomboy?
Either way, Mum's favourite brat!

I gotta get outa here also...my ride wants to make haste and feels this is a waste...but I gave her some toast so I could once more post.

There was once a blasted lady of Rome,
Who past in an old catacomb.
When the appendage came to prey,
She'd now them at bay
With an offer of researchok and haggis in her home.

Are you two sure you were not part of the monty python troupe
This is definately goodbye...

Haggis, dear Haggis, my partner in crime
Together we work, in a way so sublime

Strong brother or sweet sister, appendage or not
Poetry we write, to defend ourselves from the daily onslaught

Indeed you are moms brat, that is without doubt
But I'm the shmuck that started this rhyming so devout

Ever creative, ever witty, when it will end I do not care
If you insist on engaging me, might I suggest prayer?

Quote: Originally Posted by researchok

Haggis, dear Haggis, my partner in crime
Together we work, in a way so sublime

Strong brother or sweet sister, appendage or not
Poetry we write, to defend ourselves from the daily onslaught

Indeed you are moms brat, that is without doubt
But I'm the shmuck that started this rhyming so devout

Ever creative, ever witty, when it will end I do not care
If you insist on engaging me, might I suggest prayer?

Research, we are surely amazing
Posting like crazy and never fazing

We drive others nuts and probably mom
We don't care a bit 'cause we're totally from...

Another planet, one strange and sublime
Where posters sprout proses that sometimes rhyme

Sitting or standing you'll always be my bro
I'll stand up for you however you go

Swing to the right, swing to the left, swing to the middle
Its no ones business how you piddle

If its coffee you spill and dribble all over
remember, t'is better to spill, than suffer hangover

Coffee? I would have guessed at some strong tea that didn't come from China...and maybe some brownies to go along with it.

Keep up the good work.

Oh brother dearest
You write the clearest

I bow low to your verse
With sibling envy I curse

Ever clever witty bitties
Oh my, good grief, what rhymes with bitties??

You two should write a book. It would be like Dr. Seuss but much stranger.

Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Oh brother dearest
You write the clearest

I bow low to your verse
With sibling envy I curse

Ever clever witty bitties
Oh my, good grief, what rhymes with bitties??

Why brother, how it hurts you dont you know
What rhymes with bitties is cities, those places that cost big dough

Spending money or spending time
better to be in here, exhibiting your prime

smile a little, smile alot
makes no matter, if youve got good pot

Oh, maybe it's just an assumption I've made.