My apolagies but still he would have been cast into the river anyways :P
I wonder how many people in the UK could name all of England's 48 counties and nine regions; Scotland's 32 council areas; the 22 counties and county boroughs of Wales; and the 11 districts of Northern Ireland.
First off, the OP is a satirical news site. Secondly, there's a world of difference between a county/region, council area and an entire province. It's cute that you think 48 counties and 9 regions is a lot. Hell, just the province of Ontario alone has 49 counties and regional municipalities.
I can guarantee you no one could name them all without a map.
Canada has 10 provinces and 3 territories Blackleaf. Beaverton is a Fake News site.
But that's okay, I know shit about your country..