Millennials Having Less Sex Than Ever

[Locutus]

Well duh! Who wants to have sex with masculine women or effeminate men!?




By Captain Capitalism on August 16, 2016 8:49 PM | 14 Comments



could be one of their many angst-filled problems but at least these brainless wonders will extinguish their kind soon enough.

The evidence is in - Americans born in the '80s and '90s are less likely to be having sex than their parents who were born in the '60s and '70s.

In fact, kids today are having less sex than any other generation since the 1920s – a time when 5 percent of the global population had been killed off by the Spanish flu.

Although it goes against the stereotypes of millennials having easy access to sex from apps like Tinder, honestly… we probably should have seen the signs.

Pokémon Go is now way more popular then Tinder, and teen pregnancy rates are dropping every year. Combine that with easy access to porn and young people living at home for longer, and the results of this study start to make a bit more sense.

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Millennials are hooking up less than every generation since the 1920s - ScienceAlert

 

[mentalfloss]

It's because sex is no longer taboo.

 

[taxslave]

It's because sex is no longer taboo.

Sorry sunny but sex wan't taboo in the 60s either. Millennials are just too used to having someone else do everything for them so sex is just one more thing they expect their parents to do.

 

[Blackleaf]

It was reported yesterday that Millennial men aged between, I think, 18 and 34 are physically weaker than men of the same age group in 1985.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

It was reported yesterday that Millennial men aged between, I think, 18 and 34 are physically weaker than men of the same age group in 1985.

Doesn't take much muscle power to hold a cellphone or play an xbox.

 

[Blackleaf]

Doesn't take much muscle power to hold a cellphone or play an xbox.

Or to grow a beard, style your hair into a Man Bun, eat mung beans and hold a placard in an anti-Brexit demonstration.

 

[davesmom]

The millennial (what's with that label anyway?) has been rendered 'thinkless' and incapable of honest , forthright emotions by parents who birth them and then immediately abandon them to strangers, to an education system set up to make life easier for the teachers than to teach the kids know what they need to know to succeed in life.
All they need now is the ability to click on a key. They don't need friends because they have computer games. They don't need family because they've never really had one and don't know what 'family' means anymore.
I pity them!

 

[mentalfloss]

Sorry sunny but sex wan't taboo in the 60s either. Millennials are just too used to having someone else do everything for them so sex is just one more thing they expect their parents to do.

Yes it was.

That's why there was a rebellious sexplosion.

 

[Topkek]

Maybe it's because nobody is listening to Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing anymore, so they're not getting that feeling. I, for one, have been doing my bit to try and get millennial numbers up. Maybe it's because there are so many Lesbians and Traps prancing around these days so now it's hard to tell who is really who until you get them between the sheets.

 

[mentalfloss]

Less babies is a good thing anyway.

 

[Topkek]

Less babies is a good thing anyway.

How is having less babies a good thing? Hopefully you haven't had any kids yet because it would be a bad thing if you did.

 

[DaSleeper]

Better make lots of babies or get ready to bow to the east before you're old and die....

 

[petros]

I'm a minority at work.

 

[mentalfloss]

How is having less babies a good thing? Hopefully you haven't had any kids yet because it would be a bad thing if you did.

I meant in terms of population, resources, etc.

Better make lots of babies or get ready to bow to the east before you're old and die....

This is what immigration is for.

 

[Jinentonix]

You just contradicted yourself. You said having fewer babies a good thing when it comes population, resources etc. So how does immigration NOT affect those things?

 

[mentalfloss]

Sustainability.

 

[petros]

Eugenics

 

[Murphy]

A general called a staff meeting and asked his subordinate officers if sex was work or pleasure. For 45 minutes, his officers made their views known, in an attempt to win the general's favour. No clear winner emerged by coffee break.

The general decided to get a coffee and saw a private minding the table, handing out cups and offering donuts. He thought, what the hell, I'll ask the private if he feels sex is work or pleasure. This was the private's response.

"Well sir, it's definitely pleasure. No question. If it was work, one of you would have ordered me to do it!"

 

[mentalfloss]

Eugenics

Lol No

While much of the world has experienced declining fertility rates over the last twenty years, the total fertility rate in the United States has remained relatively stable in comparison.[37] This is largely due to the high fertility rate among communities such as Hispanics, but it is also because the fertility rate among non-Hispanic whites in the US, after falling to about 1.6 in the 1970s and early 1980s, had increased and is now around 1.89 rather than lower to the 1.6 level common in Europe. It can also be explained by a substantial immigration.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sub-replacement_fertility#Causes

 

[petros]

Relevence. Get some.

Millennials are having less sex because of fertility rates?