So, you think it's loopy for a blue-eyed, blond-haired female to get ahead by claiming to be an Indigenous American?
What happens when someone self-identifies as a wolf (besides the fact that they ought to be locked up?):
How micro-aggressive is it to point out that there's no possible way for her to lick her own butt? Is that the ultimate in "butt hurt"?
Forget 'transracial,' now there's 'Otherkin'