21 *ahem*, pick-up lines


Locutus
#1
foolproof. true story.

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Said1
#2
Bunch of charmers.

Some of them weren't to bad, what's wrong with asking if someone is single?
 
Topkek
#3
Kek, "Smile" isn't a pick-up line and the fact that she was mad at that is even funnier.

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Danbones
#4
The girls who don't fit the "advertisers versions of the ideal", and who never draw a comment, or a come on, are sometimes very sad and lonely, and probably hate these winers
 
Locutus
#5
rice is nice
 
55Mercury
#6
They're all free speech, even if insulting or rude. They're not even harassment unless there was a previous similar exchange whereafter the offender was told to stop the offensive behaviour, < then it becomes harassment, imo.

broads need ta suck it up!
 
Walter
#7
"May I push in your stool?"
 
Danbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by WalterView Post

"May I push in your stool?"

LOL
careful Walter
if you say that in a bar during gay pride
someone will get mad if you don't follow through
 
Frankiedoodle
#9
"Can I put my leg next to yours?"
Actually used and actually worked.
Together 10 years now.
 
Blackleaf
#10
From an episode of BBC sitcom "Bottom":



[Edward "Eddie" Elizabeth Hitler and Richard "Richie" Richard return to their home from the pub.]

Richie [the late, great Rik Mayall]: I mean what happened there? I just don't understand it. I made all the right moves: I winked, I smiled - one of my nice ones as well - I sat down very nicely, leant forward, put on my special eyes and said "Hello big tits, looking for some action?" And what did she say?

Eddie [Ade Edmondson]: I think she said no, didn't she?

Richie: That's right! No. Blasted lesbians everywhere. They should have labels on them or something. I wasted half an hour on those two. Prancing up and down, winking, clenching me buttocks - backwards and forwards to the Gent's I was going. Look at this, look at this! I've got armfuls of gonad enhancers down here [pulls loads of toilet paper from his trousers].

Eddie: I don't think they were lesbians, Richie, 'cause they got off with those other blokes. Those, er, handsomer, wittier, erm, well basically those two guys who didn't have a load of toilet paper stuffed down their trousers.

Richie: Yeah, well you hardly helped, did you? Stuffing a Vimto bottle down the front of your pants and shouting "Wahoo, looking for the Eiffel Tower girls?"

Eddie: I got a result.

Richie: I don't call a kick in the knackers a result.

Eddie: A free drink!

Richie: Oh yes, a kick in the knackers and a vodka and tonic in the face.
 

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