Get your stories straight will ya

[Locutus]

Cell phone radiation which was bad for you, then not really bad for you, is now making your p e n i s soft

Radiation from cell phones linked to erectile dysfunction

 

[SLM]

So if you call them up, you can't get it up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.....are eggs good for us this week or not?

 

[Locutus]

No, because climate change. :lol:

 

[SLM]

No, because climate change. :lol:

Bastards!

Aw, screw it. I'm whipping out my iPhone and enjoying an egg breakfast sammich anyway.

 

[DaSleeper]

Since eggs are considered to be an aphrodisiac......it should balance out...


Two eggs in the morning and talk on the phone in safety all day :lol:

 

[Twila]

good gawd! what if I don't have a p e n i s to make soft? then what?

They should just release the study that shows the smart phone cause zombie like symptoms.

 

[petros]

Put your phone in you front pocket and set it on vibrate.

 

[B00Mer]

Bastards!

Aw, screw it. I'm whipping out my iPhone and enjoying an egg breakfast sammich anyway.

You don't need a man anymore, just an iPhone.. you know there is an app for that..

iphone-v i b r a t o r. I'm not an expert but surely looks like one (iTampon?).

 

[petros]

iPon

 

[Sal]

Put your phone in you front pocket and set it on vibrate.

lmao