Waiting in line for a pay phone, scantrons, drinking from lead laced garden hoses...kids these days don't know what they're missing (external - login to view)
We used to ride our bikes behind the bloody mosquito fogger on the bases. Yikes.
Play with sharp pointy sticks, caps, wood-burning toys, indian rubber balls, homemade rickity go-carts, wicked curved hockey sticks and such.
Danger Will Robinson.