Whitby councillor claims to have fathered alien child

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Whitby councillor claims to have fathered alien child



A LABOUR politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life - after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien.

Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.

The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year.

“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth," he explained.

“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.

Councillor Parkes, who also claims his "real mother" is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers, said people only claim he is mad because they have not shared his experiences and that the encounters don't affect his work on behalf of Whitby residents.

“I can understand how you would say that because you have not seen anything yourself and that’s your immediate fallback position, but you come and spend some time with me and follow me around for a day and you will actually walk away shaking your head because you will think actually he’s not mad.

“There are plenty of people in my position who don’t chose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers.”

He told Channel 4 documentary Confessions Of An Alien Abductee his first recollection is of being lifted out of his cot by an alien.

Councillor Parkes, who spends hours drawing his extra-terrestrial experiences as it helps him to comes to terms with them, said: “The only thing I can remember after that is it saying to me you will never be hurt, your will never be harmed.

“I think I am fairly clear in my head that I am being monitored [by aliens] very closely and if there is anthing that’s seriously about to happen or does happen then I am fairly confident in my own mind that they will intervene, they have in the past.”

He said he is also often followed by the security services and that he and a female passenger in his car were recently abducted by aliens in Cloughton, near Scarborough, before being returned to the vehicle as it moved.”

source: Whitby councillor claims to have fathered alien child (From The Northern Echo)



I just wanna know what the kid looks like.. maybe like Petro's one eyed snake??



Simon Parkes, need to take some time off work, the stress is obviously getting to him... maybe a few meds too.
 

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So nice to see, today we address the loony left, as opposed to the nutty right
like those of the Westboro Baptist Church. I have always believed that there
is about five percent of the loony right and five percent loony left and the rest
of us are somewhere in the middle at various points on the left right scale.
This does not mean we are any less crazy, as we put up with all kinds of
nonsense. Being dysfunctional is one thing, this guy is just plain nuts and he
debates the laws of the land. Is he referring to the fact the woman is an alien,
or a space cadet. there is a difference you know. Now I really must find my
tin foil hat, oh the voices the voices.
Seriously, how does crap like this even get into the media cycle?