Groundhog Officially Indicted by Prosecutor

[grumpydigger]

Those in northern regions of the United States were likely hopeful about Punxsutawney Phil’s prediction of an early spring. But the weather-gauge groundhog who wasn’t scared by his shadow on February 2 hasn’t made good on his promise — and some groups want him to pay. Funny or Gov’t Waste? Groundhog Officially Indicted by Prosecutor for Inaccurate Prediction of Early Spring | TheBlaze.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Fry the rodent.

 

[petros]

 

[grumpydigger]

Rodent prosecution, may be the first step in holding politicians accountable.

 

[karrie]

If people are reacting to the weather the same there, as they are here, then this is much needed comic relief. And I'm sorry, but government workers humanizing themselves and breaking up their work load with some humour would be an issue only to total jerks without a sense of either concept.

 

[Goober]

Stuff him, put him on display for your local weather forecaster. Add a sign- This could be you................

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

If people are reacting to the weather the same there, as they are here, then this is much needed comic relief. And I'm sorry, but government workers humanizing themselves and breaking up their work load with some humour would be an issue only to total jerks without a sense of either concept.

Yeah, well, it IS The Blaze.

 

[Goober]

Yeah, well, it IS The Blaze.

Funded by Glenn Beck. I wonder if he still sees Nazi's everywhere he looks.

 

[spaminator]

Fry the rodent.

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Stuff him, put him on display for your local weather forecaster. Add a sign- This could be you................

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[SLM]

Given the choice between crying over another &%#*^%& snowstorm or laughing at the misfortune of the rodent, I'll laugh at the rodent. Hope he gets hard time. The little bastard.

That does not look the slightest bit appetizing.

 

[relic]

They eat veggies right,like ppines and beavers ?They'er yummy,even cute little 'coons,properly prepared are good eats,so,serve 'em up,with lotsa mushrooms and onions.

 

[Sal]

Too late:

with trembling lower lip, I report the following: Punxsutawney Phil, the King of the Groundhogs was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring.

 

[SLM]

Too late:

with trembling lower lip, I report the following: Punxsutawney Phil, the King of the Groundhogs was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring.

Um excuse me, but you got it very wrong. "After erroneously predicting an early spring."

Bleeding heart!

 

[Sal]

Um excuse me, but you got it very wrong. "After erroneously predicting an early spring."

Bleeding heart!

noooooooooooooo it's spring, it has been for a couple of days... He was depressed, we should have noticed... *sniff*

 

[SLM]

noooooooooooooo it's spring, it has been for a couple of days... He was depressed, we should have noticed... *sniff*

It's been spring? I couldn't see it for all the ICE and SNOW!

The rodent took the easy way out and left us all here to suffer.

 

[Sal]

It's been spring? I couldn't see it for all the ICE and SNOW!

The rodent took the easy way out and left us all here to suffer.

I don't know... I think he was just looking for attention...was probably an accident... and what what ice and snow....your igloo isn't melting yet8O

I just need a little hint of spring...a tiny ray of hope... puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulease... someone said they saw a robin the other day trying to hide in a bush... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha

it may have been me...

 

[SLM]

I don't know... I think he was just looking for attention...was probably an accident... and what what ice and snow....your igloo isn't melting yet8O

I just need a little hint of spring...a tiny ray of hope... puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulease... someone said they saw a robin the other day trying to hide in a bush... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha

it may have been me...

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

It also runs through SWO.

Underneath the ice.

 

[Sal]

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

It also runs through SWO.

Underneath the ice.

lmao

 

[Cliffy]

That is what y'all get for living that hell called Ontario.

 

[SLM]

That is what y'all get for living that hell called Ontario.

Are you saying that hell has finally frozen over? When do pigs start flying?