Seven Reasons The World Will End In 2012 – Proven Scientifically


B00Mer
-1
#1
Don’t know whether its true or not, but just thout of sharing it to you.
7 reasons the world will end in 2012

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it’ll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it’ll be God himself who presses the stop button…


1. Mayan Calendar




The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:
Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and Sacrificing Virgins.


Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it’s likely they’ve got the end of the world right as well.


2. Sun Storms




Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it’s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012


3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world’s largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it’s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They’re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.


4. The Bible says…

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn’t bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.


5. Super Volcano




Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple – it’s sitting on top of the world’s biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we’re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.


6. The Physicists

This one’s case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they’ve determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they’re claiming their calculations prove, that we’re all going to die, very soon – while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.


7. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so – and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.


source: (LOL) Seven Reasons The World Will End In 2012 – Proven Scientifically | Funny Buburuza
 
petros
#2
They only have 16 dfays left to pull this off.
 
JLM
+1
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

They only have 16 dfays left to pull this off.

When it doesn't happen do you think the bullsh*t will end?
 
Cliffy
+2
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

When it doesn't happen do you think the bullsh*t will end?

No, there has been a giant industry selling dooms day stuff to frightened people. They will just come up with a new dooms day to sell their junk.
 
petros
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

When it doesn't happen do you think the bullsh*t will end?

Nope. Sometime in the 2030's the odds of an asteroid impact are extremely high. I can't recall the name of the giant rock but it's coming.
 
Cliffy
+3
#6  Top Rated Post
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Nope. Sometime in the 2030's the odds of an asteroid impact are extremely high. I can't recall the name of the giant rock but it's coming.

Do you know why I moved back to the bush? It was not to survive dooms day. It was to survive dooms day people. They drive me nuts.
 
petros
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Do you know why I moved back to the bush? It was not to survive dooms day. It was to survive dooms day people. They drive me nuts.

I'm not survival nut but I am "Rapture Ready". Blizzards are what I prepare for. They are guaranteed every winter around here but one of these winters we're going to lose power for a couple days/weeks. It will happen, it's just a matter of when.
 
Liberalman
#8
If the whole world lost electro magnetic energy then we would all become more healthy.
 
Ron in Regina
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by LiberalmanView Post

If the whole world lost electro magnetic energy then we would all become more healthy.



Don't tell db that.

That, I'm assuming, in a best case scenario, would toss us back 200yrs technology
wise, with all the hell our ancestors had to endure along with their lifespans....and
they knew how to deal with a world without electromagnetic energy. Most of us
don't.

 
Johnnny
#10
How has reason #4 been scientifically proven???
 
JLM
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by JohnnnyView Post

How has reason #4 been scientifically proven???

Which book, chapter and verse of the Bible says the world will end in 2012? (I really think that A$$holes who come up with this bullsh*t should be criminally charged with nefarious mischief)
 
Cliffy
+1
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Which book, chapter and verse of the Bible says the world will end in 2012? (I really think that A$$holes who come up with this bullsh*t should be criminally charged with nefarious mischief)

The problem is that some probably well intentioned people thought to translate ancient texts using modern English, which does not do well with the ancient nuances. We really have no way of knowing how the ancients thought but we have no way of translating without imposing our own cultural bias into the mix. If you want to know the truth about the Mayan calendar you have to talk to a Mayan who understands ancient Mayan. Fortunately there are still a few around who can do that and they say the translations are completely off the wall/ We have no one around who speaks ancient Aramaic and thinks like someone who lived back then, so every translation of the bible is probably wrong.
 
taxslave
+1
#13
Ar you sure this time? I just can't afford to pay off another massive credit car bill if the predictions don't come true again.
 
gerryh
+1
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Nope. Sometime in the 2030's the odds of an asteroid impact are extremely high. I can't recall the name of the giant rock but it's coming.

Sorry. nope

Possible Earth impact in 2030 by asteroid 2000 SG344 No Longer a Concern | SpaceRef - Your Space Reference
 
Ron in Regina
#15
Off-limits: Personal attacks, cursing, anything 18+, adult-themed comments. Follow the forum rules.
 
gerryh
+1
#16
New Results for Object 2000 SG344 | SpaceRef - Your Space Reference
 
B00Mer
#17
The asteroid 2011 AG5 will pass near to Earth in 2040, with a one in 625 chance of hitting earth.
 
Locutus
+1
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in ReginaView Post

Off-limits: Personal attacks, cursing, anything 18+, adult-themed comments. Follow the forum rules.



Boomer, I'm not as tolerant as Ron. Next peep gets you the door. Merry Christmas and like that.
 
L Gilbert
+1
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by B00MerView Post

Don’t know whether its true or not, but just thout of sharing it to you.
7 reasons the world will end in 2012

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it’ll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it’ll be God himself who presses the stop button…


source: (LOL) Seven Reasons The World Will End In 2012 – Proven Scientifically | Funny Buburuza

BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, and BS

Quote: Originally Posted by LiberalmanView Post

If the whole world lost electro magnetic energy then we would all become more healthy.

Sorry, we'd be dead. Our bodies run on it. We all have EM fields.

Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in ReginaView Post

Off-limits: Personal attacks, cursing, anything 18+, adult-themed comments. Follow the forum rules.

Curse you for bringing that up!

Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post


Boomer, I'm not as tolerant as Ron. Next peep gets you the door. Merry Christmas and like that.
[/FONT]

You, too! Curse you for bringing that up!
 
eh1eh
#20
Aussies got #7 beat.

Slip Slop Slap - YouTube

 
tworivers
+1
#21
Ok if the world is going to end on the 21st then how come everyone is still buying christmas gifts ?
 
taxslave
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by tworiversView Post

Ok if the world is going to end on the 21st then how come everyone is still buying christmas gifts ?

Hedging their bets.
 
damngrumpy
#23
As far back as history attempts to record at the end of the tenth century people sat on the roof tops
waiting for the end as predicted Jesus would come back, ya right.
Garner Ted Armstrong always predicted the world would end, Van Impe predicts it every week and
still no Jesus.
Now Hear this Now Hear this, Jesus is not coming back and neither is end coming on the 21st.
If it was even remotely true Jesus would come on the twentieth to prove the pagans wrong again,
and as I said Jesus is not coming back
We will not be hit by an asteroid either because Walmart would have to give too many people the day
off and that would never do If this sounds crazy the entire subject is crazy
 
lone wolf
#24
Spammers will have a manic fit....



...oh, that's a symptom of something else....
 
JLM
#25
[QUOTE=damngrumpy;1688576]As far back as history attempts to record at the end of the tenth century people sat on the roof tops
waiting for the end as predicted Jesus would come back, ya right.
[/QUOTE

Hey Grumpy- I tend to believe you over them other guys!-
 
PoliticalNick
+1
#26
Quote: Originally Posted by LocutusView Post



Boomer, I'm not as tolerant as Ron. Next peep gets you the door. Merry Christmas and like that.
[/FONT]

Well it's about time you became tolerant! They preach tolerance in church. They preach tolerance in schools. Even the govt preaches tolerance. Time for you to move into the 21st century and learn to be tolerant!!!
 
JamesBondo
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by B00MerView Post

Don’t know whether its true or not, but just thout of sharing it to you.
7 reasons the world will end in 2012

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it’ll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it’ll be God himself who presses the stop button…


1. Mayan Calendar




The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:
Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and Sacrificing Virgins.


Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it’s likely they’ve got the end of the world right as well.


2. Sun Storms




Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it’s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012


3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world’s largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it’s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They’re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.


4. The Bible says…

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn’t bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.


5. Super Volcano




Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple – it’s sitting on top of the world’s biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we’re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.


6. The Physicists

This one’s case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they’ve determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they’re claiming their calculations prove, that we’re all going to die, very soon – while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.


7. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so – and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.


source: (LOL) Seven Reasons The World Will End In 2012 – Proven Scientifically | Funny Buburuza

4 days ago, I gave this post the thumbs down as gesture to the way it made me groan. Today, I return to find 8 posts from all over the place with thumbs down, and a message on my wall that I never got to read because it was deleted by Ron from Regina.

Is everything ok between us? I didn't intend for it to be mean spirited.
 
SLM
+2
#28
Well as world endings go, that one was rather anti-climactic. Why it's almost like it's just another day.

Quote: Originally Posted by JamesBondoView Post

4 days ago, I gave this post the thumbs down as gesture to the way it made me groan. Today, I return to find 8 posts from all over the place with thumbs down, and a message on my wall that I never got to read because it was deleted by Ron from Regina.

Is everything ok between us? I didn't intend for it to be mean spirited.

Some folks are very sensitive about those little notches. Others seem to run around like maniacal madmen doling them out from some weird misplaced sense of moral superiority. In short, there is a surprising amount of childish behaviour on forum populated by adults.

Or maybe it's not that surprising. Either way, little things to keep in mind eh? lol.
 
Mowich
+1
#29
Watching National Geographic channel yesterday and an archeologist in Guatemala found a previously undiscovered tomb wherein the ancient Maya had actually started on a new calendar..........seems that they didn't think it was the end of the world either. Still wondering what all those 'preppers' are thinking today. LOL!
 
EagleSmack
#30
Did anyone watch Apocalypse Island any time in the past 2 years?

Apocalypse Island - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 

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