Seven Reasons The World Will End In 2012 – Proven Scientifically

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7 reasons the world will end in 2012

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it’ll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it’ll be God himself who presses the stop button…


1. Mayan Calendar




The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things:
Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and Sacrificing Virgins.


Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it’s likely they’ve got the end of the world right as well.


2. Sun Storms




Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it’s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it’s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it’ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012


3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world’s largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it’s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They’re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.


4. The Bible says…

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn’t bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.


5. Super Volcano




Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple – it’s sitting on top of the world’s biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we’re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.


6. The Physicists

This one’s case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they’ve determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they’re claiming their calculations prove, that we’re all going to die, very soon – while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.


7. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun’s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so – and right now we’re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.


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Cliffy

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Nope. Sometime in the 2030's the odds of an asteroid impact are extremely high. I can't recall the name of the giant rock but it's coming.
Do you know why I moved back to the bush? It was not to survive dooms day. It was to survive dooms day people. They drive me nuts.
 

petros

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Do you know why I moved back to the bush? It was not to survive dooms day. It was to survive dooms day people. They drive me nuts.
I'm not survival nut but I am "Rapture Ready". Blizzards are what I prepare for. They are guaranteed every winter around here but one of these winters we're going to lose power for a couple days/weeks. It will happen, it's just a matter of when.
 

Ron in Regina

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If the whole world lost electro magnetic energy then we would all become more healthy.


Don't tell db that.

That, I'm assuming, in a best case scenario, would toss us back 200yrs technology
wise, with all the hell our ancestors had to endure along with their lifespans....and
they knew how to deal with a world without electromagnetic energy. Most of us
don't.

 

JLM

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How has reason #4 been scientifically proven??? :lol:

Which book, chapter and verse of the Bible says the world will end in 2012? (I really think that A$$holes who come up with this bullsh*t should be criminally charged with nefarious mischief)
 

Cliffy

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Which book, chapter and verse of the Bible says the world will end in 2012? (I really think that A$$holes who come up with this bullsh*t should be criminally charged with nefarious mischief)
The problem is that some probably well intentioned people thought to translate ancient texts using modern English, which does not do well with the ancient nuances. We really have no way of knowing how the ancients thought but we have no way of translating without imposing our own cultural bias into the mix. If you want to know the truth about the Mayan calendar you have to talk to a Mayan who understands ancient Mayan. Fortunately there are still a few around who can do that and they say the translations are completely off the wall/ We have no one around who speaks ancient Aramaic and thinks like someone who lived back then, so every translation of the bible is probably wrong.
 

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Ar you sure this time? I just can't afford to pay off another massive credit car bill if the predictions don't come true again.
 

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7 reasons the world will end in 2012

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish. Some are saying it’ll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it’ll be God himself who presses the stop button…


source: (LOL) Seven Reasons The World Will End In 2012 – Proven Scientifically | Funny Buburuza
BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, and BS

If the whole world lost electro magnetic energy then we would all become more healthy.
Sorry, we'd be dead. Our bodies run on it. We all have EM fields.

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Curse you for bringing that up!

Boomer, I'm not as tolerant as Ron. Next peep gets you the door. Merry Christmas and like that.
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You, too! Curse you for bringing that up!