I think my wife has a relationship going with her garden tractor.
(Hope she doesn't decide to come back here and read that.
How much cud could a cudbear bear, if a cudbear could bear cud?
- That's tractor musing
I met this rather large woman a few years back. The first thing she said to me was that she wanted a Harley. I said, "why would you want one of those. They are just 800 pound vibrators." and she looked at me with one eye brow raised and said, "And your point is?"