Man drunk on mouthwash caught going down on sister

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Another reason not to drink mouth wash. :smile:

Man jailed for sex act with sister in park - The Sarnia Observer - Ontario, CA

Editor’s note: This story contains disturbing material. Reader discretion is advised.
A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister in Rainbow Park was sentenced to jail-time served and three years probation Tuesday in Sarnia court.
The 38-year-old pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act May 4 in the south Christina Street park.
A publication ban was imposed to protect the sister’s identity.
The man doesn’t recall the incident but didn’t dispute it occurred, based on a witness’s statement.
A family visiting the park about 6:30 p.m. came upon the couple on a park bench, police had reported earlier.
Defence lawyer Robert McFadden noted his client was incomprehensible when arrested because he and his sister had been drinking alcohol-laced mouthwash.
The woman was intoxicated and unconscious throughout the incident.
The mother of the pair told McFadden she hopes her son didn’t realize the woman was his sister. She called it the low point in her son’s life of alcohol abuse, the lawyer said.

“I can’t imagine it could get any lower,” replied Justice Mark Hornblower, who agreed with McFadden it was a “disgusting” act.
McFadden said the man is ashamed of what he did and has asked his mother and sister for forgiveness.
“I believe the family can work through this,” he said.
The man told the court, ”I am going to have to live with this . . . I need to get help.”
Hornblower sentenced him to the 64 days served in pre-sentence custody and the maximum allowable probation term of three years.
He directed the man to get help for alcohol abuse, including enrolment in a residential treatment centre.
He can have no contact with the witness who reported the incident or his sister, unless the sister gives written consent to a probation officer.
He is also banned from any public park if he has been drinking.
“It’s not for the public to have your problem imposed on them,” Hornblower said.
 

AnnaG

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I don't care how they flavor it, mouthwash sucks. Peppermint schnapps works fine. :D
 

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I think it's a result of all this gay pride stuff.
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I'm with you, TenPenny, (assuming no sarcasm). Hey isn't this sexist. Homosexuals can go to parks and have anonymous casual sex pretty well unhindered these days. Is this a case of Heterophobia. :confused5: ;-)
 

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I'm with you, TenPenny, (assuming no sarcasm). Hey isn't this sexist. Homosexuals can go to parks and have anonymous casual sex pretty well unhindered these days. Is this a case of Heterophobia. :confused5: ;-)


Anybody can go to the park and have casual sex unhindered these days. I guess you think only fags are bad enough people to do such a thing?
 

coldstream

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Anybody can go to the park and have casual sex unhindered these days. I guess you think only fags are bad enough people to do such a thing?

Uhh.. yeah for the most part, unless it's a commercial transaction.. it's one the unique 'qualities' of the phenomenon.. rampant, anonymous, promiscuous sex in parks or public washrooms. I don't think heteros have anything resembling it. :roll:
 

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wow the word "troglodyte" just popped into my head again.Yeah, straight people never involve themselves in public "situations" lmao
 

coldstream

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wow the word "troglodyte" just popped into my head again.Yeah, straight people never involve themselves in public "situations" lmao

We certainly don't have a parade to celebrate unfettered sexual indulgence, and produce lascivious demonstrations on floats (for the whole family to 'enjoy'), or disappear into alleyways along the route to 'consumate' our 'pride'. :roll:


And if troglodyte means keeping sexual activity between two adults, in a committed life long relationship. one man and one woman, in a 'cave' if you will.. at least out of public view.. well i don't take that as an insult.
 

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We certainly don't have a parade to celebrate unfettered sexual indulgence, and produce lascivious demonstrations on floats (for the whole family to 'enjoy'), or disappear into alleyways along the route to 'consumate' our 'pride'. :roll:


And if troglodyte means keeping sexual activity between two adults, in a committed life long relationship. one man and one woman, in a 'cave' if you will.. at least out of public view.. well i don't take that as an insult.

I bet you hang out in the bushes at nude beaches, gay bars and porno theaters just to see how disgusting the other half lives.
 

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I bet you hang out in the bushes at nude beaches, gay bars and porno theaters just to see how disgusting the other half lives.

No, Cliffy, i don't. I've been in (girl) strip bars with sports teams, but not in a while. But those would be pretty innocent compared to what goes on in your examples.

You really don't have to use much imagination of how the other 'half' (really 1 or 2%) lives these days, it's plastered all over television sets. You can't get away from it.
 

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Uhh.. yeah for the most part, unless it's a commercial transaction.. it's one the unique 'qualities' of the phenomenon.. rampant, anonymous, promiscuous sex in parks or public washrooms. I don't think heteros have anything resembling it. :roll:

I dunno, I recall porking some chick in a park that I met in a bar.