Greatest human invention of all time?
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RE: Greatest human invent
Beer. Undoubtedly beer. There's this odd pattern in history...people start making beer, then huge monuments start appearing. Stonehenge, Egypt, South America, Greece. When they were building the Coliseum they were way behind. You know how they got caught up? The workers were offered an extra portion of beer as a bonus.
That still works today. If you have to build a garage or put a roof on or move all of your belongings from one place to another you call up some guys and say, "Beer," they will come and work all day for free.
Beer. Undoubtedly beer. There's this odd pattern in history...people start making beer, then huge monuments start appearing. Stonehenge, Egypt, South America, Greece. When they were building the Coliseum they were way behind. You know how they got caught up? The workers were offered an extra portion of beer as a bonus.
That still works today. If you have to build a garage or put a roof on or move all of your belongings from one place to another you call up some guys and say, "Beer," they will come and work all day for free.
RE: Greatest human invent
Beer. Undoubtedly beer. There's this odd pattern in history...people start making beer, then huge monuments start appearing. Stonehenge, Egypt, South America, Greece. When they were building the Coliseum they were way behind. You know how they got caught up? The workers were offered an extra portion of beer as a bonus.
That still works today. If you have to build a garage or put a roof on or move all of your belongings from one place to another you call up some guys and say, "Beer," they will come and work all day for free.
Beer. Undoubtedly beer. There's this odd pattern in history...people start making beer, then huge monuments start appearing. Stonehenge, Egypt, South America, Greece. When they were building the Coliseum they were way behind. You know how they got caught up? The workers were offered an extra portion of beer as a bonus.
That still works today. If you have to build a garage or put a roof on or move all of your belongings from one place to another you call up some guys and say, "Beer," they will come and work all day for free.
RE: Greatest human invent
Beer. Undoubtedly beer. There's this odd pattern in history...people start making beer, then huge monuments start appearing. Stonehenge, Egypt, South America, Greece. When they were building the Coliseum they were way behind. You know how they got caught up? The workers were offered an extra portion of beer as a bonus.
That still works today. If you have to build a garage or put a roof on or move all of your belongings from one place to another you call up some guys and say, "Beer," they will come and work all day for free.
Beer. Undoubtedly beer. There's this odd pattern in history...people start making beer, then huge monuments start appearing. Stonehenge, Egypt, South America, Greece. When they were building the Coliseum they were way behind. You know how they got caught up? The workers were offered an extra portion of beer as a bonus.
That still works today. If you have to build a garage or put a roof on or move all of your belongings from one place to another you call up some guys and say, "Beer," they will come and work all day for free.
But you need a stick to stir it 
So its the stick that was the greatest human invention, yes the humble stick, first used to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple Dick...oh I mean stick
So its the stick that was the greatest human invention, yes the humble stick, first used to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple Dick...oh I mean stick But you need a stick to stir it So its the stick that was the greatest human invention, yes the humble stick, first used to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple Dick...oh I mean stick
So its the stick that was the greatest human invention, yes the humble stick, first used to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple Dick...oh I mean stick But you need a stick to stir it So its the stick that was the greatest human invention, yes the humble stick, first used to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple Dick...oh I mean stick
So its the stick that was the greatest human invention, yes the humble stick, first used to hunt small game, the first tool, the increase in protein led to increases in brain size, and as our brains evolved so did our tools, and invented all we know today, but it all began with but a simple Dick...oh I mean stick 