Hawkings former plumber
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April 30th, 2008, 08:33 AM
Quoting Lester
Polonesian or continental? Hot sauce or sweet and sour? Brown or white? The list of considerations, like any fine cuisine, is endless. Humans are the most abundant available protien source on the planet, and easy to catch. Some up and coming psycopathic meat packer is going to take advantage of this, if it hasn't already been done. I mean what's really in pet food?
Anybody got a recipe for long pork?
Hawkings former plumber
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April 30th, 2008, 08:39 AM
Quoting karrie
hemm ,yes now that you've brought it to our attention. But what would entice you into a nice warm tub of red wine?
while we're on this twisted subject, have you ever noticed how similar to marinade many women's bath products are? Cracking out the oil/salt rub always makes me giggle.
April 30th, 2008, 09:26 AM
Quoting darkbeaver
Oh, you wouldn't see that happening. Any woman with half a brain in her head will not crawl into a tub full of any sort of yeast containing product.
hemm ,yes now that you've brought it to our attention. But what would entice you into a nice warm tub of red wine?
Hawkings former plumber
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April 30th, 2008, 09:50 AM
Quoting karrie
What about tobasco sauce?
Oh, you wouldn't see that happening. Any woman with half a brain in her head will not crawl into a tub full of any sort of yeast containing product.
Hawkings former plumber
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April 30th, 2008, 10:08 AM
Quoting karrie
You're just making excuses for not getting in the tub, come on you'll be delicious er I mean fine.
uh.... no.
April 30th, 2008, 10:10 AM
There'd be no lounging around basting. lol.
Quoting darkbeaver
If you want to see the essential reaction you'd get from a woman climbing into a tub of tobasco, squirt some in your eyes.
You're just making excuses for not getting in the tub, come on you'll be delicious er I mean fine.
There'd be no lounging around basting. lol.
Hawkings former plumber
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April 30th, 2008, 10:54 AM
Quoting karrie
Typical woman, complaining about the sauce, next it would be the water temperature then the cutlery and of course you would be fashionably late for dinner. Cooking a woman is not as easy as it first appears.
If you want to see the essential reaction you'd get from a woman climbing into a tub of tobasco, squirt some in your eyes. There'd be no lounging around basting. lol.
There'd be no lounging around basting. lol.
April 30th, 2008, 11:04 AM
Quoting darkbeaver
You probably want to go with a man anyway. More meat (typically). The sauces won't be of the same concern to a man. And if you find yourself a bachelor, foie gras.
Typical woman, complaining about the sauce, next it would be the water temperature then the cutlery and of course you would be fashionably late for dinner. Cooking a woman is not as easy as it first appears.
Dark Overlord
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April 30th, 2008, 09:46 PM
And perhaps some chocolate syrup and strawberries afterward?
Just ignore the barbecue heating up in the background...
Quoting karrie
How about a nice warm bath with rose petals placed on the water?
Oh, you wouldn't see that happening. Any woman with half a brain in her head will not crawl into a tub full of any sort of yeast containing product.
And perhaps some chocolate syrup and strawberries afterward?
Just ignore the barbecue heating up in the background...
