For people that own laptops, have you ever done this?
You wake up in the middle of the night and go into the den. You open the laptop - or do you lift the lid? Anyway, the power is off, but the guy at work that wears the tin foil hat says that the government, or the Russians, or someone, can secretly turn on the video camera in your laptop and watch you...
Okay, so the next thing is that you take off all your clothes, go into the kitchen and smear chocolate syrup and peanut butter all over your naked frame. Maybe add some whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry to random parts of your anatomy.
Then you sneak back into the den and start dancing in front of your laptop. You figure if the government is watching, they deserve the show. If they aren't, well, you enjoy dancing naked, covered in foodstuffs anyway.
But that's when the doorbell rings. It's your next door neighbour, naked and covered in sprinkles too, with a bunch of bananas and a Village People CD. It seems you forgot to close the drapes...
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