#1Dec 23rd, 2011
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I can guarantee that there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one person who turns to God and changes the way he thinks and acts than over 99 people who already have turned to God and have his approval. (Luke 15:7)
African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
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I can guarantee that there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one person who turns to God and changes the way he thinks and acts than over 99 people who already have turned to God and have his approval. (Luke 15:7)
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#2 Top Rated PostRe: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 23rd, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by In Between Man
...I can guarantee that there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one person who turns to God and changes the way he thinks and acts than over 99 people who already have turned to God and have his approval. (Luke 15:7)
Well, I can guarantee there'll be a big sigh of relief in Liberia
over this one person who turns to God & changes the way
he thinks and acts...
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#3Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 23rd, 2011
If he comes to Canada to convert us heathen masses, don't send me an invitation. I'll be golfing.
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#4Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 23rd, 2011
Let's hope he doesn't apply for refugee status here.
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Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 23rd, 2011
And Jesus said "Variety is the Spice of Life"!
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#6Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 23rd, 2011
If he offers up a pork sandwich, RUN!
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Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 23rd, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by petros
A long-pork sandwich? It'd need a lot of horseradish.If he offers up a pork sandwich, RUN!
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Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 23rd, 2011
Pulled long pork sammages.
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Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 23rd, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by Spade
And antibiotics.A long-pork sandwich? It'd need a lot of horseradish.
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Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 23rd, 2011
Dijon is better than horseradish for long pork.
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#11Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 26th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by In Between Man
God may be able to forgive him, but I don't think I would be able to do the same.Despite killing nearly 20,000 people, satanism, human sacrifice, cannibalism, and even killing children and offering their blood to false gods, God is willing to forgive:
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I can guarantee that there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one person who turns to God and changes the way he thinks and acts than over 99 people who already have turned to God and have his approval. (Luke 15:7)
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#12Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 26th, 2011
Jim Jones keeps coming to mind.
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#13Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 26th, 2011
The real value of religion: "they might indict me for genocide; guess I'll profess a belief to head that off and give my conscience a break in the bargain". Whooeee! That was easy.
Been bad all week; "that'll be three hail mary's and couple of shilllings in the box and off you go to repeat; rinse; repeat as necessary". Brother! How convenient.
Been bad all week; "that'll be three hail mary's and couple of shilllings in the box and off you go to repeat; rinse; repeat as necessary". Brother! How convenient.
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#14Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 26th, 2011
Three hail Mary's? I once got 20 for a hockey fight.
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Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 26th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by petros
Yea but you didn't repent. ANd since when is a hockey fight a sin? Or were you playing against the Nuns?Three hail Mary's? I once got 20 for a hockey fight.
SO why isn't he in a jail someplace awaiting execution?
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Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 26th, 2011
If it were 100 years ago, you know the Chruch would employ this guy to combat the Muslim Radicals.... At least now were at least kinda judging this personfor who he is....
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Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 26th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave
Someplace has to lay charges.Yea but you didn't repent. ANd since when is a hockey fight a sin? Or were you playing against the Nuns?
SO why isn't he in a jail someplace awaiting execution?
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Re: African Warlord who killed 20,000 people, repents, now Christian evangelist
Dec 26th, 2011Quote: Originally Posted by In Between Man
Despite killing nearly 20,000 people, satanism, human sacrifice, cannibalism, and even killing children and offering their blood to false gods, God is willing to forgive:
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I can guarantee that there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one person who turns to God and changes the way he thinks and acts than over 99 people who already have turned to God and have his approval. (Luke 15:7)
Alley, why don't you move this little tid bit over to the last thread you and I were discussing. The one where I mentioned the prodigal son. This verse fits in so well with what I was saying.
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