OMG! Jack Layton's Secret Agenda!


Colpy
Conservative
#1
A Jack Layton NDP government will make gay marriage mandatory!

A Jack Layton NDP government will close down Parliament, and ask the UN to run the country.

A Jack Layton NDP government will throw people out of their homes, and give them to immigrants from Somalia.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the mention of Jesus.

A Jack Layton NDP government will abandon the criminal code in favour of Sharia law.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the sale of meat products.

A Jack Layton NDP government will require women to have at least one abortion before menopause.

A Jack Layton NDP government will make us send every paycheck to Ottawa, and live on universal welfare.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the internal combustion engine.

A Jack Layton NDP government will take your children as soon as they are weaned, and send them to education centres.

A Jack Layton NDP government will let all the criminals out of jail, to make room for people that offend minorities.

A Jack Layton NDP government will force every person to learn a non-European language.

A Jack Layton NDP government will invade the USA. (not that they'd notice)

BEWARE the Jack Layton secret agenda!!!!!
 
lone wolf
Free Thinker
#2
Drool on the keyboard much?
 
SLM
No Party Affiliation
#3
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
 
mentalfloss
#4
Last edited by mentalfloss; Apr 27th, 2011 at 08:23 PM..
 
DaSleeper
#5
If you had left out #8 I'd beleive ya...
 
gerryh
+2
#6
Colpy has already started to lose it. You'll all see a complete mental break down when Harper crashes and burns.
 
Unforgiven
#7
It'll be okay Bubba.
 
Cliffy
Free Thinker
#8
Shouldn't this be in the Joke section?
 
CDNBear
#9
I agree, Jack Layton is a joke.
 
lone wolf
Free Thinker
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

I agree, Jack Layton is a joke.

What if he isn't?...
 
CDNBear
+1
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

What if he isn't?...

What if I wasn't an *******?
 
lone wolf
Free Thinker
+2
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

What if I wasn't an *******?

You'd invent a new way to poop....
 
Cliffy
Free Thinker
+1
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

What if I wasn't an *******?

What would you do with all that toilet paper?
 
Unforgiven
+1
#14
Construct a manly yet delicate satchel?
 
Said1
Free Thinker
+1
#15
But I'm not gay!!!!
 
CDNBear
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

You'd invent a new way to poop....

You spelled post wrong, lol.

Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

What would you do with all that toilet paper?

I was thinkng of inventing a car that ran on it, but....

Quote: Originally Posted by UnforgivenView Post

Construct a manly yet delicate satchel?

That sounds sexy!
 
Cliffy
Free Thinker
+1
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

You spelled post wrong, lol.

I was thinkng of inventing a car that ran on it, but....

That sounds sexy!

Back in the late sixties there was a guy I knew with a van that had a built in methane digester to power the engine. Ya! Poop Power!
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#18
There's nothing manly about a satchel!
 
CDNBear
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by Said1View Post

There's nothing manly about a satchel!

I agree. On a regular dude. But I could pull it off.
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#20
Hehehahahoho. I'll await Mrs. Bear's response to that one.
 
lone wolf
Free Thinker
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

I agree. On a regular dude. But I could pull it off.

Isn't that like purse-snatching?
 
CDNBear
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by Said1View Post

Hehehahahoho. I'll await Mrs. Bear's response to that one.

She doesn't play here anymore and she's snoring right now. Even I'm not that brave.

Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

Isn't that like purse-snatching?

I prefer sachel borrowing.
 
Unforgiven
+2
#23
Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

I agree. On a regular dude. But I could pull it off.

No leave it on leave it on! Now do that little walk you do. lol
 
CDNBear
+3
#24  Top Rated Post
Quote: Originally Posted by UnforgivenView Post

No leave it on leave it on! Now do that little walk you do. lol

 
damngrumpy
No Party Affiliation
+2
#25
Colpy have to admit the secret agenda is funny, hardly likely but it is funny.
Everyone is on edge now waiting for the election results and it makes me
think of children waiting for Santa to come, just a few more sleeps folks
and we will see who is behind door number three
 
taxslave
No Party Affiliation
+1
#26
I don't mind the mandatory gay marriage, so long as he does not expect the taxpayer to foot the bill.
Do you think Jack and Iggy would make a nice couple?

Is that why Jack is in favor of removing our rifles so we can't protect ourselves from gays looking for marriage?
 
Unforgiven
#27
So who gets the sex change?
 
s_lone
#28
Don't like gay marriage?

Don't get one.
 
Avro
No Party Affiliation
+1
#29
Quote: Originally Posted by ColpyView Post

A Jack Layton NDP government will make gay marriage mandatory!

A Jack Layton NDP government will close down Parliament, and ask the UN to run the country.

A Jack Layton NDP government will throw people out of their homes, and give them to immigrants from Somalia.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the mention of Jesus.

A Jack Layton NDP government will abandon the criminal code in favour of Sharia law.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the sale of meat products.

A Jack Layton NDP government will require women to have at least one abortion before menopause.

A Jack Layton NDP government will make us send every paycheck to Ottawa, and live on universal welfare.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the internal combustion engine.

A Jack Layton NDP government will take your children as soon as they are weaned, and send them to education centres.

A Jack Layton NDP government will let all the criminals out of jail, to make room for people that offend minorities.

A Jack Layton NDP government will force every person to learn a non-European language.

A Jack Layton NDP government will invade the USA. (not that they'd notice)

BEWARE the Jack Layton secret agenda!!!!!

Promises, promises........
 
Bar Sinister
No Party Affiliation
+2
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by ColpyView Post

A Jack Layton NDP government will make gay marriage mandatory!

A Jack Layton NDP government will close down Parliament, and ask the UN to run the country.

A Jack Layton NDP government will throw people out of their homes, and give them to immigrants from Somalia.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the mention of Jesus.

A Jack Layton NDP government will abandon the criminal code in favour of Sharia law.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the sale of meat products.

A Jack Layton NDP government will require women to have at least one abortion before menopause.

A Jack Layton NDP government will make us send every paycheck to Ottawa, and live on universal welfare.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the internal combustion engine.

A Jack Layton NDP government will take your children as soon as they are weaned, and send them to education centres.

A Jack Layton NDP government will let all the criminals out of jail, to make room for people that offend minorities.

A Jack Layton NDP government will force every person to learn a non-European language.

A Jack Layton NDP government will invade the USA. (not that they'd notice)

BEWARE the Jack Layton secret agenda!!!!!

You missed one. A Jack Layton NDP government will sterilize all Canadians who score less than 100 on an IQ test. That's very bad news for conservative voters.
 

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