OMG! Jack Layton's Secret Agenda!

Colpy

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A Jack Layton NDP government will make gay marriage mandatory!

A Jack Layton NDP government will close down Parliament, and ask the UN to run the country.

A Jack Layton NDP government will throw people out of their homes, and give them to immigrants from Somalia.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the mention of Jesus.

A Jack Layton NDP government will abandon the criminal code in favour of Sharia law.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the sale of meat products.

A Jack Layton NDP government will require women to have at least one abortion before menopause.

A Jack Layton NDP government will make us send every paycheck to Ottawa, and live on universal welfare.

A Jack Layton NDP government will ban the internal combustion engine.

A Jack Layton NDP government will take your children as soon as they are weaned, and send them to education centres.

A Jack Layton NDP government will let all the criminals out of jail, to make room for people that offend minorities.

A Jack Layton NDP government will force every person to learn a non-European language.

A Jack Layton NDP government will invade the USA. (not that they'd notice)

BEWARE the Jack Layton secret agenda!!!!!
 

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gerryh

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Colpy has already started to lose it. You'll all see a complete mental break down when Harper crashes and burns.
 

Cliffy

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You spelled post wrong, lol.

I was thinkng of inventing a car that ran on it, but....

That sounds sexy!
Back in the late sixties there was a guy I knew with a van that had a built in methane digester to power the engine. Ya! Poop Power!