That's it, I'm voting NDP!!!

CDNBear

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I just got an email from my brother. It seems his dog groomer's Aunt's account's cousin's paperboy's Dad's mechanic's buddy,is a janitor on Parliament Hill.

He says he caught Harper freebasing a kitten in the mens room while drilling a glory hole, and kicking a puppy in the head.

That's it for me, I can't be objective about a man that would do that.

Drilling a glory hole? Really?

Defacing public property is where I draw the line!
 

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I just got an email from my brother. It seems his dog groomer's Aunt's account's cousin's paperboy's Dad's mechanic's buddy,is a janitor on Parliament Hill.

He says he caught Harper freebasing a kitten in the mens room while drilling a glory hole, and kicking a puppy in the head.

That's it for me, I can't be objective about a man that would do that.

Drilling a glory hole? Really?

Defacing public property is where I draw the line!

Is this a jab at the fact that I brought up an anecdote about my cousin's fine? lol
 

CDNBear

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Is this a jab at the fact that I brought up an anecdote about my cousin's fine? lol
Not directed at anyone in particular.

It just sums up what I'm watching unfold in the forums, on TV, in the work place, everywhere!

You have members simply making it up, anecdotal stories, comparisons to Hitler, Stalin and so on.

It seems as though people have lost their collective minds this time around!

I once thought we as a country, were hurting because of our leaders. But if leaders are supposed to represent us.

We're getting what we deserve.

But I digress...

Can you believe he defaced public property? I paid for that bathroom stall!
 

karrie

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perhaps the fact that you look at everyone collectively rather than individually, and let it whip you into a lather has something to do with it? Take a deep breath, and a step back.
 

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I just got an email from my brother. It seems his dog groomer's Aunt's account's cousin's paperboy's Dad's mechanic's buddy,is a janitor on Parliament Hill.

He says he caught Harper freebasing a kitten in the mens room while drilling a glory hole, and kicking a puppy in the head.

That's it for me, I can't be objective about a man that would do that.

Drilling a glory hole? Really?

Defacing public property is where I draw the line!
Now is kitten code for Pussy??????? Did he have a Cigar???????

Now is kitten code for Pussy??????? Did he have a Cigar???????
Well he can play Piano - BBBUUUTT can he dance????

YouTube - THE MASK - Coco Bongo Jim carrey


And does he have the MMMOOOOVVVES

YouTube - Cuban Pete
 

CDNBear

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perhaps the fact that you look at everyone collectively rather than individually, and let it whip you into a lather has something to do with it?
Not at all.

Take a deep breath, and a step back.
Oh you think this was typed in frustration, you couldn't be further from the truth.

I wrote the OP, poking fun at the crazy people, and people for whom I hold respect, seemingly losing their minds. As unfortunate and hard for me to do, as to the latter.
 
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I just got an email from my brother. It seems his dog groomer's Aunt's account's cousin's paperboy's Dad's mechanic's buddy,is a janitor on Parliament Hill.

He says he caught Harper freebasing a kitten in the mens room while drilling a glory hole, and kicking a puppy in the head.

That's it for me, I can't be objective about a man that would do that.

Drilling a glory hole? Really?

Defacing public property is where I draw the line!

No, no. We deal with one of the Commissionaires several times a day at work, and he said it was actually crack. The PM's residence is a stones throw to tweekerville - near moi, and I hook him up all the time, but he generally snorts oxyies. Weird. Maybe Jean-Guy got it wrong, he's old anyway, he wouldn't know from crack.
 

CDNBear

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No, no. We deal with one of the Commissionaires several times a day at work, and he said it was actually crack. The PM's residence is a stones throw to tweekerville - near moi, and I hook him up all the time, but he generally snorts oxyies. Weird. Maybe Jean-Guy got it wrong, he's old anyway, he wouldn't know from crack.
maybe it was lint that made the rock look like a fuzzy lil kitten?
 

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I just got an email from my brother. It seems his dog groomer's Aunt's account's cousin's paperboy's Dad's mechanic's buddy,is a janitor on Parliament Hill.

He says he caught Harper freebasing a kitten in the mens room while drilling a glory hole, and kicking a puppy in the head.

That's it for me, I can't be objective about a man that would do that.

Drilling a glory hole? Really?

Defacing public property is where I draw the line!
C'mon. Let's be fair here. I'm sure they're ALL freebasing kittens in the mens room.
 

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I just got an email from my brother. It seems his dog groomer's Aunt's account's cousin's paperboy's Dad's mechanic's buddy,is a janitor on Parliament Hill.

He says he caught Harper freebasing a kitten in the mens room while drilling a glory hole, and kicking a puppy in the head.

That's it for me, I can't be objective about a man that would do that.

Drilling a glory hole? Really?

Defacing public property is where I draw the line!
Can we keep this site for intelegent comments please ! Its the futur of your contry were trying to discuss here.
 

petros

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The country is doing just fine. It's the future of our Corporation that is being squabbled over by nothing more than sycophantic kids.
 

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Bear, I hope you're not going to be on the receiving end of that glory hole. lol

Why else do you think he's voting NDP?