Dions green shift and masturbation

[Kakato]

I dont make this stuff up,go to Dions green shift site.Stéphane Dion
Click the Le tournant vert.ca link at the top left of the page and you get instructions on how to use a fleshlight which is a masturbation tool.:lol::lol:

 

[Dixie Cup]

Don't speak French!

 

[Kakato]

Either do I but the link takes you to an english site,maybe this way of masturbating is considered greener to the Libarals.

 

[Ron in Regina]

If you don't speak French, how on Earth did you discover this?8O

Would the Fedral Conservative Party have a Field Day with that little kernal of
knowledge, eh? :lol::lol::lol:

 

[Kakato]

Someone posted it on another forum so it's just a matter of time before it hits the blogs.
I'm still chuckling.

I passed on the video.8O

Order fleshlight device the molded gel insert is housed in an attractive and sturdy canister that looks like an ordinary utility fleshlight. It was great to give the hand a rest and have nice warm flesh surround my dick. Nice video showing how the ice insert looks while being used.

 

[Ron in Regina]

OK....& I don't speak French either, so I plugged "Le tournant vert" into
Babelfish to translate from French to English and get "The Green Turning."

If that thing makes your thing turn Green, well.......:roll:......I can't see that being
a great sellng point. ;-)

It puts a whole new spin on a "Green Shift," doesn't it?

 

[Kakato]

It's been up for allmost a day now,you would think someone would have at least told someone in the Lib party about it.
Maybe they are serious,they are french after all.

Or maybe your friends turn green with envy when they see your new sex toy.

 

[Ron in Regina]

Maybe they just need to flog a couple of thousand units to hit the break even
point, before they bail out. Gotta balance the war chest, 'cuz we gotta force
an election...

 

[Cannuck]

If that thing makes your thing turn Green, well.......:roll:......I can't see that being a great sellng point. ;-)

I'm not blind nor are my palms hairy so I wouldn't worry about it. It's probably some idea cooked up by your mother.

 

[taxslave]

And here I thought that the whole green shift thing was just mental masturbation

 

[Kakato]

And here I thought that the whole green shift thing was just mental masturbation

Not according to this.8O
Sounds like theres no batterys involved so it is green.

Aside from choosing your very own Fleshlight, you can chose different orifices as well like mouth orifices are perfect for those who crave for blow job style stimulation, butt orifices is a big hit with guys who love the tight feel of anal sex, Vagina or Lady orifices suits guys with larger penises or those who are looking for a starter Fleshlight, and Discreet Fleshlights are ideal for guys who travel frequently or want to keep their toy under cover from family and lovers. I violated my fleshlight for two hours on our first night together and about one hour each night since. I am gonna bang my SuperRibbed some more.

 

[Ron in Regina]

Can you image some sad fellow try'n to explain to a Customs Agent in an
airport somewhere that this isn't a Bomb, and that he's just try'n to save the
Spotted Owls or something...8O

 

[Ron in Regina]

YouTube - swedish made penis enlarger (austin powers)

 

[Kakato]

Sounds like they let the domain name go that the site links to.
Not sure why they didnt pull the link though.:lol:

Someone else noticed it.Oh, how far the Green Shift has fallen | GlobalPost

 

[Tonington]

Funny stuff.

 

[Kakato]

I wonder how long the Liberal party will let Dions green shift site keep linking to a place where you can buy porta pussy's,maybe their really strapped for cash and selling the damn things?8O

I know next time I climb into my buddys 4x4 I will be checking that flashlight he allways has handy by the roll of paper towels by his seat.;-)

Make sure it has batteries if you know what I mean.
I did make sure I sent the link to a few of my left leaning buds!:lol:
Who knows,maybe they will kick in a few bucks for the device and help out the cash strapped libs.


At any rate the link to the site is still up,right above Dions picture on the top left of the page.:lol:
The link to the Liberal party of Canada's site is below the link to the sex toy site.
Priorities,heh.

Sorry to any Lib's if I find this funny,mostly because it's been up so freaking long.

And he wants to call an election?:lol:

 

[Risus]

Somehow it sems to fit dion's bumbling image....

 

[karrie]

Wow. lol. That was a good laugh. "my fleshlight is all sticky, what do I do?"

LOL.

 

[Risus]

Sounds like they let the domain name go that the site links to.
Not sure why they didnt pull the link though.:lol:

Someone else noticed it.Oh, how far the Green Shift has fallen | GlobalPost

It doesn't surprise me. The liberals can't do anything right.

 

[FiveParadox]

*headdesk*

I sent an e-mail to the National Office of the Liberal Party of Canada, I hope they have someone in on weekends.