I saw Harper and his miscreant homophobes on TV today. They seemed hell-bent on proving themselves to be unelectable, even completely unpalatable, once again.
At first I thought I must have heard wrong. Vic Toews, a man who has been embarrassing Manitobans for years, was on. He seemed to be saying that MPs for the Bloc were somehow not legitimate. I listened for a bit, then figured that Vic had gone off the deep end again. I shook my head, but figured that his hatred of sex had finally caused the semen to back up behind his eyes and caused him to go insane.
Then Harper came on though. He spouting the same Quebec-hating homophobic shit that Toews was. I got a beer, rolled a smoke, and hunkered down in front of my TV set. Harper was saying that Canadians wouldn't respect a vote to institute same sex marriage because the Bloc was supporting it.
"This is what rednecks are like, Zeke," I said to the dog.
"Woof," she replied.
"It's because they live on hate."
Zeke looked sad. She is not prone to hate, after all, and she's more politically astute than anybody in the Conservative Party of Canada. I poured some beer into my hand so she could have a drink.
I finished my beer and put out my smoke and was about to go back to work when Peter Mackay appeared. He was spewing the same crap as Harper and Toews had.
I explained my semen theory to Zeke. She wandered off to lick the cat's head. Seems MacKay can't keep a dog's interest.
At first I thought I must have heard wrong. Vic Toews, a man who has been embarrassing Manitobans for years, was on. He seemed to be saying that MPs for the Bloc were somehow not legitimate. I listened for a bit, then figured that Vic had gone off the deep end again. I shook my head, but figured that his hatred of sex had finally caused the semen to back up behind his eyes and caused him to go insane.
Then Harper came on though. He spouting the same Quebec-hating homophobic shit that Toews was. I got a beer, rolled a smoke, and hunkered down in front of my TV set. Harper was saying that Canadians wouldn't respect a vote to institute same sex marriage because the Bloc was supporting it.
"This is what rednecks are like, Zeke," I said to the dog.
"Woof," she replied.
"It's because they live on hate."
Zeke looked sad. She is not prone to hate, after all, and she's more politically astute than anybody in the Conservative Party of Canada. I poured some beer into my hand so she could have a drink.
I finished my beer and put out my smoke and was about to go back to work when Peter Mackay appeared. He was spewing the same crap as Harper and Toews had.
I explained my semen theory to Zeke. She wandered off to lick the cat's head. Seems MacKay can't keep a dog's interest.