Andem might appreciate this one...

Andem

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Geez!

Men have lower priced haircuts because we have 1/4 of the hair to cut on average! I'm calling my MPP.
 

Jay

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:idea: I have long hair, and I cut it myself, should I pay more in income taxes to make up for the lost revenue?
 

Jay

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My wife and I were having a chuckle about this last night....

Q: Mr. Dalton McGuinty, what is your legacy as Premier of the Province of Ontario?

A: (after a long silence) I banned pit bulls and set the price of hair cuts...