I live in Columbus, Ohio. There, cat's out of the bag. Last week, the big headline in our local rag was that a Somali national--we have an expat colony of 50,000 Somalis here (lovely people, terrible drivers)--had been in federal custody for some time, and was being considered for indictment on grounds that he is Al-Qaida.
It was reported that a plot had been uncovered to do the nasty at a shopping mall here. They didn't name which one. I will give you my best guess, and it is a credible plot, if at all real. Downtown we have a three-level shopping mall built over an underground parking garage. It was originally designed to have two levels, but once under way, our hotdog drunken mayor, looking over his shoulder at our racketeering redneck governor, gave the green-light to have a third level built. About four years after it opened, the columns in the basement began to show signs of sheer, and needed to be reinforced with steel belts. It doesn't matter now, because the whole place is nearly one-third unoccupied. Anyway, if someone were to park a substantial car-bomb in the basement parking garage, the whole thing would collapse like a proverbial house of cards. It's called the Columbus City Center.
Just thought I'd throw that out there. Since our one local Brooks Brothers store moved up to Polaris, I never go down there anyway.
It was reported that a plot had been uncovered to do the nasty at a shopping mall here. They didn't name which one. I will give you my best guess, and it is a credible plot, if at all real. Downtown we have a three-level shopping mall built over an underground parking garage. It was originally designed to have two levels, but once under way, our hotdog drunken mayor, looking over his shoulder at our racketeering redneck governor, gave the green-light to have a third level built. About four years after it opened, the columns in the basement began to show signs of sheer, and needed to be reinforced with steel belts. It doesn't matter now, because the whole place is nearly one-third unoccupied. Anyway, if someone were to park a substantial car-bomb in the basement parking garage, the whole thing would collapse like a proverbial house of cards. It's called the Columbus City Center.
Just thought I'd throw that out there. Since our one local Brooks Brothers store moved up to Polaris, I never go down there anyway.