Stephen Harper's 'conservatives' are now looking toward the future with sweeping changes to how the Canadian Government will administer its services to the public. All supporters of a Conservative Regime will be getting a nine percent cut in income taxes while supporters of the NDP will find themselves thrown of welfare and Liberal supporters will be shot on site.
And that's not all that's coming in the second half of 2013. There will now be moves to lock up all gay people and reform them through a new scientific treatment known as Christianization. This pioneering therapy will come in the form of tying the offending members to chairs and playing the song 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' and hitting the individual with a bible every time they get a whimsical look in their eye.
Along with that the government is abandoning its original bid to build a pipeline from Alberta across the British Columbian countryside to the Pacific coast. As a cost cutting measure they will be using the rivers and tributaries to float the crude to the ocean thus saving on steel and maintenance.
Further to that, Elections Canada will be done away with. Every member of the Canadian Public must learn to goose step and there will be a moratorium on having fun and smiling. These are just a few of the things coming down the pipe from your Conservative government. Check back soon with the Conservative Support Forum for breaking news and sweeping changes as we mold this country in the way it should be molded.
And that's not all that's coming in the second half of 2013. There will now be moves to lock up all gay people and reform them through a new scientific treatment known as Christianization. This pioneering therapy will come in the form of tying the offending members to chairs and playing the song 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' and hitting the individual with a bible every time they get a whimsical look in their eye.
Along with that the government is abandoning its original bid to build a pipeline from Alberta across the British Columbian countryside to the Pacific coast. As a cost cutting measure they will be using the rivers and tributaries to float the crude to the ocean thus saving on steel and maintenance.
Further to that, Elections Canada will be done away with. Every member of the Canadian Public must learn to goose step and there will be a moratorium on having fun and smiling. These are just a few of the things coming down the pipe from your Conservative government. Check back soon with the Conservative Support Forum for breaking news and sweeping changes as we mold this country in the way it should be molded.
