I am writing this to express my utter disgust with your misappropriation of City Hall Stationary. Let me first make it perfectly clear Mr. Ford that it is completely unacceptable for you as a Conservative to coach inner city kids to keep them out of gangs. Everyone knows that the only qualified people to save ignorant little ghetto kids from themselves are Liberal Minded thinkers, of which you are not. I am equally disgusted that you would blow off using City Hall Stationary like you are better than the rest of us. Everyone here, except you apparently, knows that the Office Budget of a Counselor is a sacred trust afforded to us to be utilized for meaningful causes like: Throwing a $10,000 retirement party for ourselves or making donations to the Leather Ball. How dare you score some stationary to raise money for underprivileged kids. Every knows you're not qualified to do such a thing! Damn it, you don't have a bleeding heart. Furthermore, how dare you not blow off your religion to attend the GAY PRIDE PARADE. Everyone knows that Christianity isn't real and besides, it's not like your religion has any special pandering status like Islam. Why, the Queers against Apartheid are out marching in goose step... I mean lockstep with the Progressive Palestinian Ballerina's.
You have no right Mr. Ford, it was way better when your predecessor was here looking the other way, kissing the Unions asses and sending us all over the world on fact finding missions geared toward banning the car, the gun and learning how to create real gridlock. We hate you and just because the courts cut you some slack today doesn't mean that we are going to give you an inch.
At all your future speeches I will be turning my chair around and looking the other way in protest.