2012 Predictions

[Liberalman]

2012 Predictions


2012 is when the Mayan calendar ends along with the world and the world will go through an economic depression.

This year is when Stephen Harper will change his title from Prime Minister to Supreme Leader

The NDP will abandon their socialist ways.

The Liberals will stay the course.

The Green party leader will stay green with envy.

The American President Obama will be re-elected for a second term.

The European Union will gain more welfare states.

And more.

What is your 2012 predictions?

 

[In Between Man]

What is your 2012 predictions?

Israel will strike Iran.

 

[L Gilbert]

Marvin the Martian will have finally perfected his Acme Galactic Disintegrator and we'll all be fried.

 

[Cliffy]

Marvin the Martian will have finally perfected his Acme Galactic Disintegrator and we'll all be fried.

Hey, how the hell are ya man? Long time no see. Missed ya. This place has gone to hell without ya.

 

[In Between Man]

Marvin the Martian will have finally perfected his Acme Galactic Disintegrator and we'll all be fried.

It's great seeing you again!

 

[Cliffy]

Oh ya! We all gonna DIE!!!!!!!!

Party hearty in the mean time, max out your credit cards and eat lots of chocolate. Happy New Year. Enjoy it a lot 'cuz it will be your last. Hee, Hee, Hee. (insert demonic grin)

 

[SLM]

Oh ya! We all gonna DIE!!!!!!!!

Party hearty in the mean time, max out your credit cards and eat lots of chocolate. Happy New Year. Enjoy it a lot 'cuz it will be your last. Hee, Hee, Hee. (insert demonic grin)

It's the first day of the new year. So, of course, it's all down hill from here.

 

[Bar Sinister]

Speaking of 2012 has anyone dredged up the predictions we made last year to see how poorly we did?

 

[petros]

OMG OMG !!! We're all going to live! We're all going to live!

 

[Dexter Sinister]

I fearlessly predict the following:

1. When the Mayan long count calendar ends next December, all that'll happen is the Mayan long count calendar will end.
2. Somewhere in the world, an airplane with something blue on its tail will crash and a distressing number of people will die.
3. One person will survive some horrible event that kills a lot of others, and it will be called miraculous.
4. Somebody famous will die, have a baby, get married, get divorced, get sued, get laid. Not necessarily the same person in each case.
5. I personally will almost certainly not die, have a baby, get married, get divorced, or get sued, but if the past 30 years of life with my wife can be taken as indicative, I'll probably get laid a lot.

Call me psychic and send me money.

 

[JLM]

I'm hoping for a win of at least 4 figures at the casino. (I need a couple of those to break even) :lol:

 

[petros]

I2. Somewhere in the world, an airplane with something blue on its tail will crash and a distressing number of people will die.

Any chance you envisioned the cast of the Twilight Saga on that flight?

I'm hoping for a win of at least 4 figures at the casino. (I need a couple of those to break even) :lol:

Use the $10 free play cupons in the newspaper and play nickel slots to beat your Jones and keep your own cash to invest in potash rail cars.

 

[SLM]

OMG OMG !!! We're all going to live! We're all going to live!

Nooooo!!!!! Say it ain't so!

 

[Cliffy]

Nooooo!!!!! Say it ain't so!

He's lying. We're screwed.

Does that make you feel better?

 

[SLM]

He's lying. We're screwed.

Does that make you feel better?

I feel strangely relieved, yes. Perhaps therapy is needed?

 

[Cliffy]

I feel strangely relieved, yes. Perhaps therapy is needed?

I have a couch.

 

[SLM]

I have a couch.

Hmmm, Freud or Jung?

 

[Cliffy]

Hmmm, Freud or Jung?

Kind of a Zen Jung combo. Its a Be Here Now in your Dreams sort of thing.

 

[SLM]

Kind of a Zen Jung combo. Its a Be Here Now in your Dreams sort of thing.

So deep and analytical, yet somewhat trippy at the same time. Cool.

 

[Cliffy]

I took on a dog once that was always humping peoples' legs. Found out that he came from a litter of 8 and each pup had a different father. After 3 years of therapy, he now has a fetish for chickens, but the people around him are a lot less skittish. The owners say their dry cleaning bills are way down.