
I make it a point every morning to belittle the morons at the local drive-thru (Timmys) while ordering a coffee.
`hi Tem-Hoton how may I hep you pease`
One med double-double` I reply.
`wood you like do-nut wit coffee sir?`
I reply...Try getting my coffee correct and quit wasting my time. I have a REAL job to go to.
This really makes my day.

My daughter tells me about JBee's quite a bit. I bet their uppity streaks would come to screeching halts if they ever knew what was customized just for their drinking pleasures.
That would REALLY make my day....

You`ve seem em....milling around behind the counter by the dozens screwing up just about evey order over 3 items.

I make it a point every morning to belittle the morons at the local drive-thru (Timmys) while ordering a coffee.
`hi Tem-Hoton how may I hep you pease`
One med double-double` I reply.
`wood you like do-nut wit coffee sir?`
I reply...Try getting my coffee correct and quit wasting my time. I have a REAL job to go to.
This really makes my day.

I rarely have trouble getting orders correct when visiting a Timmys outside of the city...usually run by little white wholesome nits fresh out of college that understand english.
Its the hired hands shipped to this country with little or no english speaking skills that make a bee-line from the airport straight to a Timmys outlet and expected to provide complete customer service. You`ve seem em....milling around behind the counter by the dozens screwing up just about evey order over 3 items.


I once had a pal named Dock (not his real name, of course) who had a few run ins with the law. He was on probation and had a couple of brews with some of his buddies. Well, he left a few cans in the back of his pickup when he was stopped by the fuzz. He easily passed the breathilizer test but got busted for having those empties in the back of his pickup.
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Dock was in bankruptcy and could not find a lawyer who was willing to take his case unless he paid up a big retainer fee (this because of his past record). He did not have the $500 or so that was demanded and came to me in utter desperation. He asked what he could do to beat the rap since he knew of my past in working in tax and administrative law.
Naturally, I got angry that none of those pissbags in the legal field would help him. So I told him what to do (he was actually a rather smart guy despite his long prison record) and he followed my instructions to a T. He easily beat the rap and the judge threw out the cop's case (the cop was, in fact, rather red faced in that court room). Dock came to me the next day with a HUGE smile on his face, gave me a big slap on the shoulder (in fact, he weighted nearly 400 lbs and almost caved in my shoulder!) and shouted with joy at the fact that he beat the rap thanks to my instructions.
Dock had a serious heart problem and would have died in prison almost immediately had he gone back there. He lived another four years and spent the rest...

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