I need help with lyrics for a tune to commemorate the G20/G8 boondoggle.

[Omicron]

Start with the turn from "What do you do with a drunken sailor..."

Here's what I've got:

"What do you do with a billion dollars
What do you do with a billion dollars
What do you do with a billion dollars
If you're Steven Harper?"

What's next?

 

[YukonJack]

How about:

Take long walk on a short peer, jackars.