I feel so honored

triedit

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Ahem, I should say honoured...

I just got my very first Canadian obscene phone call.

I love obscene phone calls. I almost always talk to them for a bit. This guy was particularly nice. If I hadn't been trying to get my son to sleep I might have talked to him longer.

But it was hysterical--I kept thinking...is this a joke? He kept apologizing. He would ask a question and apologize for it being so straightforward. All I could think of was "How Canadian is this? My obscene caller is uber polite!"

Thanks for the grin!
 
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triedit said:
Ahem, I should say honoured...

I just got my very first Canadian obscene phone call.

I love obscene phone calls. I almost always talk to them for a bit. This guy was particularly nice. If I hadn't been trying to get my son to sleep I might have talked to him longer.

But it was hysterical--I kept thinking...is this a joke? He kept apologizing. He would ask a question and apologize for it being so straightforward. All I could think of was "How Canadian is this? My obscene caller is uber polite!"

Thanks for the grin!
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Details?;-)
 
triedit

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It really wasn't that obscene. He asked about my day, how I was feeling, offered to come give me a massage. We talked a bit about breast size and favorite colors. He of course asked what I was wearing. He wasn't even deterred when I told him I was short and dumpy, was married, and had three kids. As I am wont to do, I cut things short when it became obvious that he was getting aroused. Im a bitch like that.
 
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thomaska

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triedit said:
It really wasn't that obscene. He asked about my day, how I was feeling, offered to come give me a massage. We talked a bit about breast size and favorite colors. He of course asked what I was wearing. He wasn't even deterred when I told him I was short and dumpy, was married, and had three kids. As I am wont to do, I cut things short when it became obvious that he was getting aroused. Im a bitch like that.
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I did NOT ask what you wearing.. I asked what you were doing aboot the house. :lol:
 
Dexter Sinister

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I was pretty upset when you hung up on me.

But I'm impressed. You may be one of only 3 people who know how to use the word 'wont' correctly.
 
Kreskin

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triedit said:
It really wasn't that obscene. He asked about my day, how I was feeling, offered to come give me a massage. We talked a bit about breast size and favorite colors. He of course asked what I was wearing. He wasn't even deterred when I told him I was short and dumpy, was married, and had three kids. As I am wont to do, I cut things short when it became obvious that he was getting aroused. Im a bitch like that.
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Perhaps he was a good samaritan, genuinely concerned for your heath and ready to provide wellness advice. Some Canadian holistic physicians are proactive in their responsibilities. They don't wait for crisis lines to ring. Some ailments are caused by restrictive clothing. His questions may have been diagnostic in nature. You may have misinterpreted his satisfaction in achieving the highest order of Maslow's needs - self actualization - with arousal.
 
Vereya

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Never got an obscene phone call in my entire life... :-| What a lot of fun to have missed... The closest I had was someone calling me to ask what kind of coke I use for moulding. :lol:
 
El Barto

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When i was 16 and out in town, I had an extra quarter to spend. Friend suggested a prank phone call.
Found the closet phone booth opened the phone book and dropped my finger on a name.
Cox, So being nervous alittle I phone and the lady of the house picked up. Obviously sounded like a mother with th background noise. I asked "umm is there any Cox there?" I get a giggle at the other end and a reply "Umm we're all Coxs here"
 
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