Kick Me In The Nuts

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GUELPH, Ontario (AP) -- Police in Ontario are looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.

Three women reported similar incidents to police over the past two months, and two of the women reported the suspect was on a bicycle. None of the women reported injuries.

Police Sgt. Cate Welsh said Monday the man's request is not a crime, but they are concerned nonetheless.

"That kind of behaviour tends to be a precursor to sexual assault. That's what we're trying to determine," Welsh said.

© 2007 The Associated Press.
 

BitWhys

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Maybe its just his way of re-living his divorce court experience.
 

#juan

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It wasn't stated if any of the women actually accommodated him.
 

DurkaDurka

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If he was in a bike, couldn't he just jam on the front brake and rack himself?

That wouldn't have the desired effect though. I saw a website once where the theme of it was guys who like having their nuts stomped on with stiletto heals.. strange to say the least.
 

Outta here

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That wouldn't have the desired effect though. I saw a website once where the theme of it was guys who like having their nuts stomped on with stiletto heals.. strange to say the least.

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way to go Durka .......... ya rendered me speechless.


:idea: Is it just me or is there a strange preoccupation with balls lately? Are we adDICKted? /groan. :lol:
 

DurkaDurka

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8O


uhhhhhhhhhhh


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way to go Durka .......... ya rendered me speechless.


:idea: Is it just me or is there a strange preoccupation with balls lately? Are we adDICKted? /groan. :lol:

You will never look at Stiletto's the same way now eh? Knowing they can be used as an instrument of pointy terror. lol :pukeright:
 

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