Today Is The Beavers Birthday


missile
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31 years ago,the beaver became the official animal of Canada So,let's not defame the noble creature with any bad and off colour jokes today.
 
I think not
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Then we would have to ban Darkbeaver for the day.
 
missile
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it depends on how he plans on celebrating this glorious event.
 
Jay
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I think not
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Beavers are semi-aquatic rodents native to North America and Europe. They are the only members of the family Castoridae, which contains a single genus, Castor. Genetic research has shown the European and North American beaver populations to be distinct species and that hybridization is unlikely.

Beavers are best known for their natural trait of building dams in rivers and streams, and building lodges in the eventual artificial pond. They are the second largest rodents, after the capybara. Beavers continue to grow throughout life. Adult specimens weighing over 25 kg (55 lb) are not uncommon. Females are as large as, or larger than males of the same age, which is uncommon in most species.



Busy little buggers
 
cortez
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Happy Birthday to Beaver
Happy Birthday to Beaver
Hes a smart little rodent
A true leftie believer.
 
cortez
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ok we know when beaver was born but when did beaver loose his innocence
google beaver and see what kind of smut comes up!!!!!
 
Said1
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Happy Birhday Bev!

Say hello to Wally and June for me will ya?
 
missile
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Just the thought of a Beaver Cleaver chills the blood of this already coldblooded Canadian! You cruel bastards
 
Colpy
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What was the dirtiest thing said on sixties TV?

June Cleaver
"Gee Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night!"
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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Quote: Originally Posted by missile

Just the thought of a Beaver Cleaver chills the blood of this already coldblooded Canadian! You cruel bastards

 
missile
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Just a thought: Jerry Mathers ,the Beaver, is pushing 60 years of age now. The show ran from 1957 to 1963.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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Quote: Originally Posted by missile

Just a thought: Jerry Mathers ,the Beaver, is pushing 60 years of age now. The show ran from 1957 to 1963.

Ahhhh, so now I feel even older than dirt and five times as gritty, sigh. Hmm, he could make a comeback, call it Grumpy Old Beaver.
 
missile
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I know what you mean. My kids have said I am older than dirt often. So,I changed the Will
 

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