IF PROVINCES WERE PEOPLE

Roy

Electoral Member
Nov 23, 2005
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If Province's were people:

Ontario would be the jock: 6'4 220, and can get all the ladies. His only competition would be....

Alberta: who is not as big or tall but more musclar, he kinda has the bad boy image, like James Dean. 6'1 175.

BC and Quebec: would be the beautiful women Quebec more classy, the type you take home to your mom, but BC hotter and sluttier. :wink: (Quebec dates Ontario, and BC dates Alberta, but BC has been know to cheat with Ontario, and there was this one time with SASK 8O ...musta been hammered)

Saskatchewan and Manitoba would be the little 5''2 guys, Sask would be the skinny one and Manitoba the the fat one.. :lol:

and Newfoundland...well they would be Newfies, ya know the one that sticks out in the room with bright colors and the funny accent. :D
 

Roy

Electoral Member
Nov 23, 2005
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:) :wink:

but then what the hell would the Yukon, Nunavut, and the north be.

Would be be pet goldfish or diggity dogs.
 

Jay

Executive Branch Member
Jan 7, 2005
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I don't think they qualify for that status though.