Groupon takes Banana Bunker sale sex jokes in stride
QMI Agency
First posted: Saturday, March 28, 2015 01:38 PM EDT
Banana Bunker banana cases bring out the joker in everyone, it seems.
Groupon, which was selling the suggestive-looking contraption, claims the "hard plastic design protects the soft fruit from getting bruised or crushed in backpacks or purses, and a collapsible midsection expands and contracts to accommodate larger or smaller specimens."
Naturally, buyers bombed Groupon's Facebook page with naughty questions which were all answered by a witty employee.
Joseph Fulco asked, "Is there someone you should contact if your banana stays bunked for more than 4 hours?"
To which Groupon responded, "Nope, just pat yourself on the back -- you're loyal and protective towards your bananas, and it shows."
Dan Barker wondered "how many Banana Bunkers could a Banana Bunker bunk if a Banana Bunker could bunk Bananas?"
Groupon replied: "The Banana Bunker DOES Bunk bananas, Dan. Did you mean how many Banana Bunkers could a Banana Bunker Bunk if a Banana Bunker could Bunk Banana Bunkers? Because the answer to THAT is probably one."
Groupon says 580 Banana Bunkers were bought and that the product is no longer available.
Groupon advertised a three-pack of Banana Bunker cases, which was followed by a barrage of sex jokes. (Groupon)
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QMI Agency
First posted: Saturday, March 28, 2015 01:38 PM EDT
Banana Bunker banana cases bring out the joker in everyone, it seems.
Groupon, which was selling the suggestive-looking contraption, claims the "hard plastic design protects the soft fruit from getting bruised or crushed in backpacks or purses, and a collapsible midsection expands and contracts to accommodate larger or smaller specimens."
Naturally, buyers bombed Groupon's Facebook page with naughty questions which were all answered by a witty employee.
Joseph Fulco asked, "Is there someone you should contact if your banana stays bunked for more than 4 hours?"
To which Groupon responded, "Nope, just pat yourself on the back -- you're loyal and protective towards your bananas, and it shows."
Dan Barker wondered "how many Banana Bunkers could a Banana Bunker bunk if a Banana Bunker could bunk Bananas?"
Groupon replied: "The Banana Bunker DOES Bunk bananas, Dan. Did you mean how many Banana Bunkers could a Banana Bunker Bunk if a Banana Bunker could Bunk Banana Bunkers? Because the answer to THAT is probably one."
Groupon says 580 Banana Bunkers were bought and that the product is no longer available.
Groupon advertised a three-pack of Banana Bunker cases, which was followed by a barrage of sex jokes. (Groupon)
Groupon takes Banana Bunker sale sex jokes in stride | Weird | News | Toronto Su