hehehhe...gots to love those ukee's otherwise known as islanders that live up in ucluelet....I love their newspaper, the ukee tattler, lots of good bits in there about ukee's, or as the ukee's say, news to hot :angryfire: for regular media They gots a really good new addition to dat paper 8)
My fellow Uclueless! For too long the Newfies have had the national corner on stupid jokes. The Tattler says NO MORE! We're as dumb as they are. We've got a fished-out ocean and a croaked economy, just like them. We got the shaft from the Feds just as good as they did.
It's time for us to reclaim our birthright as the bumbling screw-ups from the other coast. In this spirit the Tattler presents the ...
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The price of accommodation
A Uclutian and his wife drive to Tofino, to treat themselves to a romantic night at an exclusive beachfront resort.
Everything goes nicely until they check out the next morning, when the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The Uclutian goes through the roof. "Outrageous!" he exclaims. "We could get something just as nice in Ukee for a third the price."
The clerk insists that $350 is the standard Tofino rate, so the Uke demands to see the manager. The manager listens to the Uke’s complaints and explains that the hotel has a large, heated pool and a conference center that were there for the Uke and wife to use.
"But we never left our room all night!" says the Uke, with a nudge and a wink.
The manager tells him about the round-the-clock room service available for his pleasure. "We didn't use it," replies the Uke. He mentions the exercise facility and the steam room. "Never used 'em," says the Uke. The cable TV with free movies, the mohair towels, the magic-fingers bed, and the ensuite jacuzzi? "Didn't touch 'em."
"Well, I'm sorry, sir," says the manager, unmoved. "Those facilities were included in the charge, and you could have used them. I'm afraid you'll have to pay."
The Uclutian shrugs, writes out a cheque and hands it to the manager, who looks up in surprise and says, "Pardon me, sir, this cheque is only made out for $100."
"That's right," says the Uke. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"I did nothing of the sort!" exclaims the manager.
"Well," the Uclutian replies, "she was here, and you could have!"
My fellow Uclueless! For too long the Newfies have had the national corner on stupid jokes. The Tattler says NO MORE! We're as dumb as they are. We've got a fished-out ocean and a croaked economy, just like them. We got the shaft from the Feds just as good as they did.
It's time for us to reclaim our birthright as the bumbling screw-ups from the other coast. In this spirit the Tattler presents the ...
**** OFFICIAL "UKEE JOKE" PAGE ****
The price of accommodation
A Uclutian and his wife drive to Tofino, to treat themselves to a romantic night at an exclusive beachfront resort.
Everything goes nicely until they check out the next morning, when the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The Uclutian goes through the roof. "Outrageous!" he exclaims. "We could get something just as nice in Ukee for a third the price."
The clerk insists that $350 is the standard Tofino rate, so the Uke demands to see the manager. The manager listens to the Uke’s complaints and explains that the hotel has a large, heated pool and a conference center that were there for the Uke and wife to use.
"But we never left our room all night!" says the Uke, with a nudge and a wink.
The manager tells him about the round-the-clock room service available for his pleasure. "We didn't use it," replies the Uke. He mentions the exercise facility and the steam room. "Never used 'em," says the Uke. The cable TV with free movies, the mohair towels, the magic-fingers bed, and the ensuite jacuzzi? "Didn't touch 'em."
"Well, I'm sorry, sir," says the manager, unmoved. "Those facilities were included in the charge, and you could have used them. I'm afraid you'll have to pay."
The Uclutian shrugs, writes out a cheque and hands it to the manager, who looks up in surprise and says, "Pardon me, sir, this cheque is only made out for $100."
"That's right," says the Uke. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"I did nothing of the sort!" exclaims the manager.
"Well," the Uclutian replies, "she was here, and you could have!"